"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
Kiana Khansmith
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@shimapanacea
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
it gets easier everyday
remember when things were simple
this is the saddest fucking image on this website
life feels like this
If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
Dude I think your "elf girlfriend" is actually a mousegirl. have you seen her ears? yeah "grain elves" aren't a real thing dude, I think she's just dating you for your cheese.
Love the ffxiv wiki page for the .
Listen, I’m not saying the “male gaze” doesn’t exist I’m just saying that having destructive clothing textures on girls in games for fan-service purposes is immersive.
aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
beetroot?
you want beetroot?
you want fucking beet root?
ingredience
e=mc square … ram dick intop pussy
ax2 + bx + c = 0 … pussy goes in the penis
one of those classic 'witch meets smoking' depraved comedies
and she’s holding the pack of cigarettes like it’s her small to medium sized cock
thoughts on planes. i love planes
Those things that did that tragedy? Yeah.. I'll pass.
i think drakengard is really funny narratively because the least evil, most conscientious person in the party is a boyfucking rapist trying to be less of a boyfucking rapist and he's only good in the sense he actually knows from the start what's wrong with him, everyone else is deluded beyond help and the best thing he can do for everyone is still to just kill himself
i think yoko taro understands the replicating nature of sexual violence more than basically anyone else working in the media industry atp because he actually looks at the kind of people victims of the cycle of violence become and how they mirror their abusers in the worst possible ways. dito inherits all of five's callousness, childish irresponsibility and sadism from years of being raped by her and it's still unclear how much of it is actually just him and how he's just fucking like that, and how much is because he was a sex slave from prepubescence to a nymphomaniac psychopath who treated raping him like a loving act. his relationship with zero isnt any less fucked up except that she at least acknowledges what it is and grants him some level of autonomy and acceptance for what he was shaped into and may have already been, but it's easy to see where his loyalty shifts just from honest treatment.
dont get me started abt 9S being clearly incel-coded and it being clearly a product of him refusing to accept he was abused and gaslit his whole life 😮💨 Yoko-san just loves to go “yeah every character is a victim of something which sets them on their path of radicalization”
i think drakengard is really funny narratively because the least evil, most conscientious person in the party is a boyfucking rapist trying to be less of a boyfucking rapist and he's only good in the sense he actually knows from the start what's wrong with him, everyone else is deluded beyond help and the best thing he can do for everyone is still to just kill himself
i think yoko taro understands the replicating nature of sexual violence more than basically anyone else working in the media industry atp because he actually looks at the kind of people victims of the cycle of violence become and how they mirror their abusers in the worst possible ways. dito inherits all of five's callousness, childish irresponsibility and sadism from years of being raped by her and it's still unclear how much of it is actually just him and how he's just fucking like that, and how much is because he was a sex slave from prepubescence to a nymphomaniac psychopath who treated raping him like a loving act. his relationship with zero isnt any less fucked up except that she at least acknowledges what it is and grants him some level of autonomy and acceptance for what he was shaped into and may have already been, but it's easy to see where his loyalty shifts just from honest treatment.
i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
