Spicy

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[curioscurio]

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

[badassdemonsword]

[detectivehole]

[muscosus]

[akashicrecord]

I think modern audiences would be able to connect with SpongeBob more easily if he shouted "YES GAWD!!" every time he entered the Krusty Krab

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors

[netherator]

what

[cryptotheism]

So basically each yoshi represents an aspect of the that makes up the bodily quintessence. People of learning discovered that every yoshi is either HOT or COLD, and WET or DRY. and this allowed the yoshis to be organized based on their temperament.

Theophrastus, the red yoshit is HOT and WET so his temperment is SANGUINE.

Ascelepius, the yellow Yoshi is HOT and DRY so it can be CHOLERIC.

Melquiades, the blue Yoshi, I'd known for being COLD and DRY and MELANCHOLIC.

And finally the freen Yoshi name of Zosimos is COLD and WET and this of PHLEGMATIC

It's okay if you understand

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[aflo]

[aropride]

i like the phrase "up in the air." like yuppp. i've got no clue what's goin on yet boss. cuz it's ☝️ up there

[dogpuppy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

i would fit in so good on tiktok, i love telling emotionally charged lies for attention

[dumbpuppyfag]

nice "gays can't drive" joke. did you know the fbi invented that stereotype in the 60s to prejudice dmv officials against giving queer people licenses, denying them a place in usamerican society? asshole

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

[xanaxfarts]

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

[dogpuppy]

[greggturkington]

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

[catrillion]

Nice url

[dogpuppy]