I live in this house, I am gay, and I am thriving

Kallen - 25 - Michigan - he/him/his - There are fandoms here and things that make me laugh and that's it *does a backflip off the stage* *breaks several bones*

[kevinbparry]

Collection of me turning into random objects

[ohifonlyx33]

I love this because its not like cgi effects.... its practical cuts and filming the right movements and lining it all up... but it looks like live action animation sequences.

[foxeseveryhour]

Source

[magickon]

shaped

[nosferatumaam-deactivated202310]

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[telltaletypist]

he didn't say that

[gerardwaygirlmoments]

Yes she did

[weirdmageddon]

this is so fucking funny i love the early acts of homestuck. this is like a simpsons gag

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like to believe that her mother was being completely sincere and supportive and any passive aggression is completely one-sided.

[jrcameron]

Oh, absolutely. Roxy? Are you kidding me? Not a passive aggressive bone in her body.

[bananonbinary]

its also worth remembering she was drunk off her ass. rose's mom is like "rosh. rooooosie on my go dthis drawing. it is the BSET! *best"

and rose is like 8 years old going "you mock me mother. i despise you."

[whitepeopletwitter]

[slimegargoyle]

invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

[drakkonyan]

hey your cat kinda lowkey was giving god of probability and gambling and chaos so i drew her. yeah.

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[sunflowerbutch]

fake geek girl accusations have always been stupid and misogynistic and racist but the absurdity is really Highlighted when it's megan. megan thee stallion. lying about liking anime for men's approval. to impress whom, jeffrey? tyler, is megan thee stallion so worried about attracting you that she's faking her interests in her own songs? her own chart-topping songs? hunter, are you feeling ok? preston? zachary, do you need a cold wash cloth? how many fingers am i holding up austin

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[aromanticduck]

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

[aromanticduck]

Here's the breakdown:

[relaxxattack]

[yellbug]

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

[wizardbreasts]

i am always the bitch who's like. that's actually not true :) your brain does not stop developing at 25 or ever :) love languages can be a useful vocabulary but is not real :) a lot of the personality disorders you villainize are responses to immense pain and fear :) stop trying to sort the complexity of human experience into HARRY POTTER HOUSES pleaseee think critically abt what u are being told and who's telling u this. why would someone want u to believe that u aren't fully capable of decision making until 25? psych has been a tool to oppress since it was created, don't buy into it!

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[gamegrrl]

i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since

[gamegrrl]

now we call him “got a cat” jamal

[gamegrrl]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[e-e-e-s-the-avatar]

The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.

[e-e-e-s-the-avatar]

oh my god @murple

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[otpcruiseliner]

skill issue tbh

[timelordsandkittens]

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

[timelordsandkittens]

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

[parakeet]

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time