Shipper's Roost

23. He/Him. Ace. Hopeless shipper, and more than a little fed up with all the bullshit in the world. Icon credit to @rosiemutual.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Derin! I’ve never read any Animorphs, but as a fellow cat lover who also loves Animorphs, I think you should see the family of mama and kittens who were just posted from the cat foster page I follow:

(For anyone wondering why some of them have bits of color on their lil noggins, foster mom put lipstick on them to tell them apart from their otherwise identical siblings until they get a bit bigger and they can tell them apart more easily)

I love them <3 <3

[yellowcardigan]

Resurfacing here to announce that I've made my most popular viral tweet into handsome stickers and patches, which are available for sale in my Etsy shop:

YourMcHenries - Etsy

Shop Comics, zines, and projects by Tom & Sara McHenry. by YourMcHenries located in Chicago, Illinois. Smooth shipping! Has a history of shi

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[title2come]

When I write one really good line

[creationsincarnate]

[inkbleeder]

@shippers-roost Me sending you bits of my fanfics

[shippers-roost]

💜 💜💜💜

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm sorry for the rant" ok but have you considered that I liked your rant?

[funnytwittertweets]

[evilvarric666-archive]

If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it's not meant to be dismissive. I'm bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

[lengthofropes]

❣️SHIPS FEST 2022❣️ 🔺TOP 7🔺#4 (shared) Claire/Kaia 🔻OTP: if you go i’ll go with you🔻

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic

[albertcamusofficial]

[thevoidwouldbecalling]

*squints at the characters i hyperfixate and subsequently project on*

same thing bitch, just different shapes

[garrettauthor]

VlogaNovel - Twitch

Q01-01 Quest??? Snowflake Outline

It can't be Quest. They said that was just a myth. But you could check it out, just to be sure...

[shippers-roost]

Can I finally be free? 👀

[inkbleeder]

Title: I'd Do Anything For Love

Pairing: Claire Novak/Kaia Nieves

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Additional Tags: Wayward Sisters, Post-Canon, Crack and Angst

Summary: After neutralizing a witch who was selling love potions to her victims, Alex and Patience start acting a bit strange towards Kaia.

Excerpt:

"Look what you did!”

“Don’t look at me, it was her…!”

“Ew, I got some in my hair!”

“What happened?” asked Kaia.

The three of them looked up at her, like deer in the headlights or schoolgirls who had just been caught misbehaving by the teacher.

Claire was the first one to react.

“It was her!” she said, pointing at Alex.

“No, it wasn’t!” she protested as her cheeks turned red. “Don’t make me look like an idiot in front of Kaia!”

[Read now on Archive of Our Own]

Written for @shippers-roost who's celebrating his birthday... eh, sometimes this month.

[shippers-roost]

It was perfect ❤️

[pointnclickadventures]

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

[beatlesweatles]

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

[harritudur]

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

[versatilememes]

I’m too bi for this ad

[cipheramnesia]

bi-swordsual

[saint-batrick]

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

[lastchancefancy]

Swordplay is foreplay

[shoelace-and-friends]

…Swords have ads?????

[teapotsahoy]

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

[joyfulghostskeletonpizza]

don’t know what it’s selling. but this is how I wish my significant other to greet me.

[coppercorn-and-cauldron]

This is Addams Family levels of extra

[saint-batrick]

it’s been nearly two years and i still want to know if they’re gonna bone down on the glass covered bed.

[cipheramnesia]

tap dat glass

[ferrous-princess]

I just looked it up, and they’re a razor/blade manufacturer. They make sharp grooming supplies. Presumably, they pride themselves if making blades that easily remove exactly what you want to, and no more, resulting in you being very pretty.

It’s a very clever ad, if you have any idea who they are in the first place.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carolinskyy]

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals headcanoning robots as autistic is wrong and bad because they’re saying autistic people are robots but when autistic people do it it’s epic and sexy because we’re saying robots are autistic. There’s a difference

[ober-affen-geil]

#people who have been othered identifying with characters/concepts that are distinctly other??#incredible. their vision. the metaphor. poetry.#people in a position of power relating marginalized people to inanimate objects?#death be upon ye

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ehentalix]

For those wondering:

“I’m going to take three slices now because it might run out later when I want some”

Versus

“I’m going to take one slice now so it doesn’t run out before everyone else gets a slice”