Absolutely Horny on Main

18+ only please. If you don't like my content, just block me. Send me hate mail and I laugh. Let me know if I missed a tag.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[bigbadturtledad-deactivated2016]

Well, I have a dirty mind. 

[dogsenpai]

oh well,

[dear-julien]

[fagapult]

That is NOT staying in the tags

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

That’s her fujoshi throne

[wishcoins]

some vs portraits i cant keep my hair-detailing little hands away from

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[corsolanite]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

He’s 4x weak to grass and he’s loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like she’s got a premium account on pornhub smh

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[doodliver]

💸💸💸

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

These 3 Pokemon Have Higher Stats than 75% of Johto Pokemon Including Legendaries

[anarcho-dykeism]

including unevolved pokemon? cuz an average bst of

[funnylime]

These 3 Pokemon killed her before she could finish this post

[starchipuppy]

[lilybug-02]

This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

[xurkitreeking]

ignore that porygon is rendered in a completely different style and the others are kinda shit i drew this really quick

[adobe-outdesign]

Funniest sprite of all time is the Doctor from B2W2

> Holding a stethoscope to a Pokeball instead of just, you know, using it on the Pokemon directly

> Clearly can't hear anything because it's plastic

> Also can't hear anything because he's slapping the stethoscope against the Pokeball instead of pressing and holding it

> When he obviously fails to hear anything with his incredibly flawed method, he resorts to just holding it up to his ear as if that's going to help

> This man has not been to medical school

[es46]

Associate shared an entertaining meme on the fandom group dynamics. Gotta appreciate the twins, the airplane and the bugs.

[idiotsyncratic0]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[christianstepmoms]

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

[pizzaback]

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

[canisbeta]

easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians

[flareonfloof]

that happens already. oviposition commissions spike every time

[flareonfloof]

happy oviposition commission weekend

[rneliflua]

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

[eccebitch]

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

[pokemon-photography]