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what is this genre of photos called
X&Y had to nerf Lysandre with an ugly haircut to distract us from the fact that he was presumably born into privilege and raised on stories of royal ancestry, then became a filthy-rich technology CEO near-universally beloved and respected for his philanthropy and genuine improvement of so many individual people's lives, except as a consequence of his naive and privileged billionaire-class perspective, none of his sincerely impassioned attempts to make a more beautiful world ever dismantled the capitalist structure from which he personally benefit, his consequently insufficient impact and predictable "failures" compounding with the mostly self-inflicted personal strain and burnout of seeing himself as a chosen one, genius, and savior, all leading to a severe mental breakdown and even more severe radicalization, in which he convinced both himself and those around him that humanity was inherently greedy and bound to destroy both itself and the world via greed and overpopulation, meaning all of humanity except his accelerating elitist cult must be killed to preserve the beauty and resources of the world, simply because Lysandre, the chosen one, the genius, could not envision a future with them in it, and THEN. when he came a hair's width away from succeeding at complete obliteration of all so-called "filth," when all he had done was about to bury him in a permanent grave, THEN. then of all the things that could've possibly happened next, instead of anything that literally anyone was expecting, it was revealed that precisely One Hundred Worms looked at him, and collectively decided that there is no such thing as inherent vileness, no such thing as inherent greed, and most of all, there is no such thing as too far gone. the ancient embodiment of balance and order, in the form of One Hundred Worms, saw a tiny spark of capacity for change within him, and decided to prove humanity was not inherently greedy by proving Lysandre himself could change, and become his own antithesis by losing all the wealth and privilege he once had, and setting aside his ego. like okay. holy fuck. yeah of course he needed to have the haircut of an obviously evil dipshit, because otherwise he'd be. he'd be way too fucking impactful. and typing this out, i'm not even sure the ugly haircut saved him. Pokémon X&Y, they will never make me hate you.
don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work
Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.
hold on…
did you say 🧀cheese?
i really love this genre of image
The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up
I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.
cats when they see a bird
?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite
this iswhat good pussy sounds like
I've been seeing bits of discourse float by about western magical girl works having an overly narrow reference pool (mostly just pmmm and sailor moon), and how that leads to over-fitted derivative works that ignore the breadth and depth of the genre (with the counterpoint being that those works are influential and well regarded for a reason).
But leaving aside all the actual discussion there, I'm now amusing myself by picturing the conclusions about What Magical Girl Shows Are Like one could get to by drawing exclusively from a reference pool of a couple random shows with absolutely no broader knowledge of the cultural imprint of magical girls. Like,
person who's only seen Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Mai-Otome, and Symphogear voice: magical girls are a sort of paramilitary special forces group attached to various governments, rulers, or international organizations. They may or may not hold formal military rank, but generally operate as a detached unit separate from more conventional troops.
person who's only seen My-HiME and Magical Girl Raising Project: I mean, magical girl shows are just Battle Royale knockoffs
person who's only seen Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Ilya: kinda weird how magical girls shows are just spinoffs of explicit visual novels
person who's only seen Precure Full Bloom and Magilumiere: the average magical girl protagonist is a career woman in her twenties
There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.
Tough crowd.
van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either
Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character
How fucking dare you.
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds
This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.
Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.
The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world
always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard
Sexiest math operation?
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hooray
Gemini had the fucking GALL to get in my email and summarize a 3-line email, taking up more space than the email did visually.
Hit the “thumbs down.” It’s like, what’s wrong??? Was our summary wrong? Were there offensive words? Thank you for helping us improve our AI tools :)
I selected “other.”
Text box popped up. Please elaborate!
Wrote in “I can fucking read” submit comment
Then had to spend several minutes torching all my settings with a flamethrower. Let me be clear: I’m (a lawyer) notoriously picky with my words FOR GOOD REASON (lawyering) so I overwhelmingly reject Gmail’s “helpful” little assistance. My privacy settings were set to “full paranoia” a little less than a year ago when I saw the writing on the wall and knew public defenders could become a target in the future. Better to lock it all down now.
Gemini had crept in there and turned ALL that shit back on. And showed itself by saying “Jane Doe says she’s so sorry for your loss and offers to reschedule for Thursday at 3” over an email from Jane Doe saying “I’m so sorry for your loss. We could reschedule for Thursday at 3?”
Why would I possibly need this. In what universe would I need this. I have eyes and a brain and a reading speed that twenty years ago was measured at 1500 wpm with full comprehension on dense scientific text. Furthermore! If I read a summary, I’m not reading what they actually wrote. If I’m not reading what they actually wrote, I’m not using my own judgment on the words and phrases that they used.
I literally don’t understand why this is helpful at all. This is just avoidance. Using LLMs to write is specifically Not Writing. Using LLMs to summarize is Not Reading. Using them to make art is Avoiding Making Art. Just READ! Just WRITE! I was not put on this fucking planet to not read and not write and not make art! Avoidance is an anxiety symptom and indulging it gives it more power.
If I had an AI to do my most dreaded task, answer the phone for clients, I wouldn’t use it. Because an AI cannot help them. An AI cannot hear the facts of their case, make appropriate noises, be thoughtful and insightful, and then give them a realistic estimate of what could happen in court. I am unique. I cannot be replaced by machine learning. I have style. I have expertise. I don’t hallucinate unless I’m having a really great Friday night and I’m off the clock.
When I need to outsource tasks from my own brain, I give them to people I know can do them and that I trust to do them right.
Fuck, it just sneaks up on you, doesn’t it?? Goddamn Gemini jumpscare right in my own fucking email
my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more
does this one count
Smiley face french fry from memory
I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory
Brotherhood of The Orb