blech

Hm?

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sleepysyndrme]

i wasn't going to post this week, but i needed to draw this

[hamsterdads]

inevitable, predictable

[bootpoot]

happy 4/13 with love!

[spookyboywhump]

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

[sevserez]

Soldier, Poet, King

They’re on their way to Jade’s house btw.

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[loveridden1999]

what the fuck man

[critts]

bribery

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[peachy-baby]

Heard we were giving our faves our issues so Dave can have my unquenchable thirst for Commander Karkat

[6kai3]

[6kai3]

[rrrutm4]

my first post here ig HELLO TUMBLR

i love how complicated striders relationships are and i think i could say a lot because i have sooo many thoughts about them!!! but tbh i tried to make sense of these pics with text only after i finished drawing lol

[iicaru2]

@gordonfreemanreal

[faygos]

day 4: favorite blackrom ship

[s] make her pay is one of the best flashes, i really enjoyed watching aradia pummel the daylights out of vriska, wish we could have seen it happen again

[calliyx]

saw copypastas of the penis rap making the rounds again recently... and it’s soo dave I had to draw it, with a couple extra lines for fun

[rrrutm4]

wings may remind him of his failed role as a guardian angel.