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Highly caffeinated queer. ask me about warrior cats, ffxiv, or star trek.

[twistcmyk]

year 4 of posting this! HAVE FUN

[knightofmordred]

bbc merlin cast in medieval clothing doing modern things:

[veganrunnerbean]

I love Merlin

[segamascott]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bananaquilava]

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[mbrainspaz]

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

[gothdoggygirl]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[meow-moment]

[depsidase]

[horsegirlestrogen]

hazbin hotel is south park for people who have be gay do crime pins on their backpack but would call the cops on a mentally ill homeless person in the subway

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[greelin]

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable

[the-nyanguard-party]

if you dont want cishet kevin to become a fascist you have to invite him to your trans girl friend group and be a 24/7 transfeminism educator with no free time for just enjoying life with other trans women without having to spend it teaching cishet kevin how to not be a transmisogynist

[obeselesbianfugue]

[absolem0]

Left carby in the rain for too long

[absolem0]

Sopping wet creature

[egonkula]

oh I am having fun doodling this angry kitty cat…

[nayohme]

[butchfagminotaur]

[clanslist]

[wizardarchetypes]

thinking about the time also with some former roommates where one of them half jokingly was like "man i love monday because the kitchen is always spotless because Story cleans it on sunday" and i was like "what are you talking about" and they were like "you deep clean the kitchen every sunday?" and i was like "? no i don't i have absolutely no idea what you mean."

we went back and forth for 30 seconds and it got awkward really fast because it turns out all my other roommates thought i just had a compulsive need or some sort of desire to deep clean the kitchen every sunday and they just left me to it.

when in reality i was meal prepping for the entire week every sunday and when i finished i cleaned up after myself obviously—wiped the counters down, scraped gunk off the stove, scrubbed the sink, and swept the floor.

took me 10 minutes but always left it looking great.

then i didn't use the kitchen the whole rest of the week because i'd just grab my prepped meals in the morning and go out for all-day fieldwork.

but apparently nobody else ever cleaned up after themselves at all when they cooked. like they'd just leave food on the stove and counters and drop shit on the floor etc. and not clean it up so they thought every monday morning the kitchen was "deep cleaned" simply bc there wasn't old food on every surface.

i was like, "...........i've noticed the kitchen is always messy when i use it on sundays but i've always figured someone just used it and didn't get around to cleaning it up yet and i didn't mind because i'm always about to make a mess anyway............y'all just use the kitchen like that all week?"

and one of the guys (very funny, i liked him) looked around and realized I was the only woman* (*closeted at the time) living there and he went "this is really bad, like, optics wise."

[wizardarchetypes]

"I love it when you deep clean"