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Cali – 28 – they/them

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[angrysexyshortstack]

Cis people simply don’t understand that the entire harry potter franchise is basically a hate symbol these days

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[vita-min-bunniii]

you are like if two people had a child

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[dreamingnemleria]

[spearxwind]

I made a new oc but I am missing a name so I am consulting the only expert I know that can give me what I want: baby name sites ran by white american moms.

Oh yeah baby here we fucking go

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now you might think THIS is a plummage mating display

but popes are bred to aggressively seek territory and hierarchical power, not potential mates. so anytime you see something like this, it's still very much a standard threat display

[hairbrainedprojects]

Common misconception, but popes are not bred. Rather, like the matriarchy of clownfish, when a pope dies, the strongest of the bishops takes his place

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it's more akin to a hive (with strict gender-based hierarchical work division) where larval bishops are fed queen jelly, prompting their transformation into pseudo-popes, at which point they are left to death battle it out winner takes all

[i-dont-think-thats-true]

I don’t think that’s true

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it's true i checked

[fairycosmos]

please can 1 singular good thing happen

[fairycosmos]

circling back on this one just giving you a nudge ha ha it’s a bit time sensitive

[sexybritishllama]

i think like how healers in ffxiv have the rescue ability to drag people to where they're currently standing, they should give tanks a new ability that pushes people away from them, with the intention tanks can use it when someone is going to get hit by a cleave or something. we can call it 'get down mr president'. nothing bad could possibly come from this

[purple-cat-demon]

Okay but this is actually a good idea!? Like I’ve seen the insane tank busters attacks in the new content and this would be useful especially for those running the content for the first time.

Some people (including myself) don’t have the best/quickest reaction times when it comes to avoiding all the BAD and if I could smack a squishy someone away before they get hurt that would be great!

(Though, there is the risk of smacking them INTO another bad…)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets