Dicks are not haunted

A very specific blog about a very specific professor at a very specific college, and her tired TA, Emily.  

[motheatenmoonlight]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[strongermonster]

i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

[strongermonster]

it means im afeared my pussy got ghosts now

[elodieunderglass]

Hey OP, it looks like it’s been a few months since you posted, are you able to provide an update? are you safe? did you heal? I’m honestly still very upset by the whole concept/situation that you introduced me to, and I hope that you have made a full recovery. BECAUSE I HAVEN’T

[kassasaurus-rex]

jj the world is still worried about your haunted bajeener you gotta update folks

[strongermonster]

every time i spread my legs vincent price narrates the monologue from the haunted mansion ride but other than that i’ve been good

[eden-has-rotted]

"'they/them'? what are you, multiple people?"

yes. i am a creature of the undead, constructed by the body parts of corpses sewn together, and animated by an electric shock. i am frankenstein's monster.

[spacesapphist]

posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

[1percentcharge]

Another highly requested one

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

[namara-ashina]

@pkmndaisuki how could you leave this in the tags???

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Personally I'd like to see WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension #feminism

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[ijaazat]

I gotta go I'm doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

women in fiction should kill people more

[luntfontanne]

“As goes popular imagination, so goes belief, and so goes behavior. Which fictions we choose to elevate matters. I want to draw especial attention to the treatment of AI—artificial intelligence—in these narratives. Think of Ex Machina or Blade Runner. I spoke at TED two years in a row, and one year, there were back-to-back talks about whether or not AI was going to evolve out of control and “kill us all.” I realized that that scenario is just something I have never been afraid of. And at the same moment, I noticed that the people who are terrified of machine super-intelligence are almost exclusively white men. I don’t think anxiety about AI is really about AI at all. I think it’s certain white men’s displaced anxiety upon realizing that women and people of color have, and have always had, sentience, and are beginning to act on it on scales that they’re unprepared for. There’s a reason that AI is almost exclusively gendered as female, in fiction and in life. There’s a reason they’re almost exclusively in service positions, in fiction and in life. I’m not worried about how we’re going to treat AI some distant day, I’m worried about how we treat other humans, now, today, all over the world, far worse than anything that’s depicted in AI movies. It matters that still, the vast majority of science fiction narratives that appear in popular culture are imagined by, written by, directed by, and funded by white men who interpret the crumbling of their world as the crumbling of the world.”

— Instructions for the Age of Emergency, Monica Byrne.

[yourfavisawarcriminal]

[xiaoguiwang]

cthuluwu

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[quasi-normalcy]

Uh-oh, you guys! It turns out that we’re INCOMPATIBLE WITH FREUD! Well, I guess that that’s our existence completely disproven then.

(incidentally, I’m sure that the Spectator’s interest in the theories of Sigmund Freud is wholly genuine and offered up in complete good faith)

[galaxybo0]

Fuck this shit, I’m sick of transphobic nonsense in UK media

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

“Incompatible with Freud”. I’ve never felt so unintentionally validated.

[socialistexan]

“(thing that I am) is incompatible with Freud”

[dykenstein-archive]

hey PLEASE look at this cover of Frankenstein

[killingmoon]

they literally…traced a picture of james dean and then flipped it and made him frankenstein…