lolshit

hello my name is miranda and some people call me Itchy This is a personal blog to keep shit off my RP and art tumblrs It's pretty much just my shitpost collector now lol.

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This post was flagged and hidden for like a minute until I repealed it so all my loyal followers could enjoy this content. You’re all so welcome!

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

[official-mugi]

[british-pagan]

The time will come and then they will pay for their crimes.

[juulpromocode]

All of my posts are good and my dick is fucking huge

[catfromwonder]

Sylvia Ritter

[dedalvs]

OMG THE AXOLOTL HAS SEA SLUGS PULLING HIS LITTLE CHARIOT ARRAGHIOEP82323U832-IO1!!@!!1

[manyourownjackhammer]

@coldhands-and-clockwork

[coldhands-and-clockwork]

Temperance gave me chills

[obsydian]

I need this in my life

[melodramatic-butterfly]

@cormorantes

[shittytinyraccoonhands]

did you see the thirsty people including rooty getting all hot and bothered for some die/trace.

omg barely i have no idea whats going on ever

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Someone said clit was short for Christian Literature, and I haven't been the same since.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[meow-wow72]

We’re on the precipice of there being no casualties to

The Game.

[dragon86xxx]

[illegalizedbees]

made this today. you’re welcome.

[shittytinyraccoonhands]

I had to sigh and scroll back up to immortalize a shitpost this bad thanks

[alts-art]

THE RAINY SEASON HERO: FROPPY

Also known as Tsuyu Asui! Best girl! I really  love her character. She’s a cute level headed frog girl! She’s super helpful as a partner and definitely a hero! Anyways, I had to give her justice, and made sure I put full effort into this illustration. It’s got a rainy version and non-rainy version.

[lambylingames]

now i’m deep into my old wranduin feelings again and i just gotta spill out what kind of moments i need from them. 

like wrathion being a right-hand advisor to anduin but instead of all the draconic treachery and hidden agendas it’s just. the two of them spending hours on end going over old decrees and citizen complaints over their own separate desks. they break the silence every once in a while to ask each other’s wisdom on a certain matter. it’s boring work but they get through it faster together.

sometimes they walk along the highest keep walls where no one can catch them under-dressed and cracking jokes over coffee. anduin’s aches acting up and wrathion’s dragon form soothing them. the gnomes constantly presenting new gadgets to add to anduin’s prosthetic leg that he has to kindly refuse while the prince loses his shit in the background. (i’ve said that one before but it’s my favorite. your majesty i insist we add a compartment in your shin for bear mace you NEVER KNOW.)

[shittytinyraccoonhands]

:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

thank you my crops are thriving it’s been 84 years

[percyclone]

PLAY THE BRADY BUNCH THEME SONG

You know how hard it was to convince them to come to me? 

‘Come here Itchy, that’s a good boy, come on.’

Telling Itchy to come to you when they’re drunk is like herding cats. Drunk cats.

Haha they came and immediately walked out of the room.

[shittytinyraccoonhands]

im goin to the pokestoip goodbye

[percyclone]

Oh geez i meant the whole thing really, that whole area is fucked. Tho of course you've read fanfics of him lol.

I’ve not played the game tho! Truth be told, I don’t enjoy playing scary games… I DO enjoy watching people play them tho. I scare too easily. 

And -Double gun, wink-

[shittytinyraccoonhands]

LEESEEN AMIGO IM IN TO ANOUGH DUM FUCKED UP SHIT TO GO HEEEEEEEELLLL YEEEEEAAAHH TO GLUSKINS ANTICS  AINT NO BODY GONNA GRAVE ME DOWN

[scrptrx]

i have no idea what the original meme is but this one is gold [fb]

[omegaverse]

A white friend once told me that they had "red rice" and my mexican ass was like "oh shit they upgraded " come to find out it was just "1 minute" rice with ketchup in it and i wanted to die

…………………………………………. h

[fishkinger]