𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍

20 | scorpio | infj | slytherin | 4w3 | she/her obsessed with dean winchester

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[elijahhewsonswifelol]

NOBODY fw regulus the way i do bruh

[sullaf]

[strawberrybyers]

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

[simps-r-us-blog]

Fr fr like, hey pookie

[shlilith]

i’m scared of victor zsasz the way losers are scared of women

[terriblygrimm]

[nandanandada]

Indeed

[ml080504]

"bestie we are having you put down" I say as i look in the mirror and realize i spent 5 hours reading smut

[probably-not-a-masked-vigilante]

explaining tumblr to someone like “yeah, in 2005 Dad went on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a couple of days, so now when the president gets shot an overly-macho bi man and his angel boyfriend trend”

[thigholstercas]

all you had to do was stay

[thigholstercas]

please stay

[thigholstercas]

just stay

[thigholstercas]

this time I'll stay too

[shadystranger]

dean talks about how could he possibly be talked out of his great plan to throw himself in the ocean as if it didn't just go like:

please dont leave me

ok lets go home my sweet munchkin

[ml080504]

he could put that out on me tbf

[souporsaladnatural]

Castiel is literally a seraphim as old as time itself who wanted to fuck a middle aged man from kansas. Insane.

[sh3lov3dyou]

so basically..where’s the joseph descamps smut?

[anyythingforourmoony]

“why did bilbo end up all alone at the end of the hobbit” “why didn’t bilbo have a love interest” “why didn’t bilbo ever get married”

THE MAN WATCHED HIS HUSBAND DIE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM HIM

[shlilith]

alex delarge is one of those "i don't know if you scare the shit out of me or if i want you to rail the fuck out of me" it's confusing.

[shlilith]

the thing about me is that everytime i see victor zsasz on my screen i giggle like a 9 y.o girl who see her crush for the first time.