Shoal @shoalofficial - Tumblr Blog

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

cryptotheism

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

hyper-ultra

THE FIGHT AGAINST MEANING CONTINUES

helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv

"god as philosophical necessity." "god as first cause/unmoved mover." "god as the emergent genius of universal information flow." wrong wrong wrong. that is called spiritual bypassing and it's manipulative/abusive. god is an old guy with a long white beard sitting on a throne made of diamond skulls, and he looks like my dad when he's about to hit me "for real this time."

cryptotheism

He lives beyond the vault of the heavens which is a physical location that is always 1cm beyond the furthest place humans have conceptualized. We could blow it up with cool as fuck rockets and bombs and platoons of guys with some kind of bad ass laser katanas if we could make internoetic missiles. Unfortunately God invented philosophy to make fun of us.

offshoreoilrig

istheveilbetweenworldsthinrightnow.com

Veil status: normal

Tomorrow's veil: normal to thick

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jame7t

The most problematic gnome is akin to the least offending elf

warduke

theabigailthorn

bae: babe did you go to the orgy?

me, levitating:

glubby

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black