Emotional Support Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

...not really to eat, but just to have since they make me happy. I'm allergic to milk :-/

[roach-works]

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

[natalieironside]

My bros deserve soup

[burnbrighterthanever]

And rb to give a trans woman a cup of hot chocolate.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

Reblog to give enbies a nice warm glass of apple cider

[divorcedzukka]

hope isn’t something you just have, it’s something you sink your teeth into like an animal so it doesn’t get away

[shoescupcans]

Monching hard onto hope

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

Claimed

[shoescupcans]

See the Turtle of enormous girth

[depsidase]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

what was this image's original context

[shoescupcans]

...something about avacodo toast...

[protectoursharks]

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

[dead-immortal]

Reblog to steal prev's gender

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[vitamaeternum]

Holes was a good movie

[blade-liger-4ever]

Holes?

[cherokeefrank]

Here you go.

[dankempauthor]

Yeah, trap card activated.

[bacony-cakes]

while we’re here i might as well reunite the trinity

[shoescupcans]

Madame Zeroni ain't no joke

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[saprotrophix]

[tired-or-d3ad-inside]

im so hungry rn i could def eat a whole bag of pasta (no i couldnt but its the feeling yknow)

[only-cat-memes]

[shoescupcans]

Oooooo goodie!

[sensitiveplant]

this is so cute it healed me instantly

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[shoescupcans]

Ok they got me

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[shoescupcans]

I feel attacked and ready for Halloween at the same time!

[yurifem]

<3

[palant1r]

"hows the job search going"