[shonna]

[shonna]

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[angelicgarnet]

ppl without ocd will literally be like ‘yeah i have intrusive thoughts…… like one time i kept thinking about garlic bread when i was trying to focus in class’ 

[angelicgarnet]

‘wait you people have violent intrusive thoughts??? isnt that kinda…. problematic idk :/’ 

[sixpenceee]

A sign in thailand.

[agedlikemilky]

This is amazing.

[bendybitchesanonymous]

Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

[pom-seedss]

Not all black foods are made with activated charcoal, so if you are ever unsure ask how they dyed the thing!

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[studentlifeproblems]

[loverboy-havocboy]

the whole ‘love your family no matter how bad they fuck up because you’re family’ ideology is toxic bullshit

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[whatamitoyou]

ah, the duality

[infinite-paradox]

Send me emojis

😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular

🔥 - You’re hot AF

😊 - Your blog makes me smile

😘 - I’d date you

🙅🏼‍♂️ - You ain’t all that

🙈- You make me horny

🙄 - Stop being an attention whore

😈 - I wanna fuck you

😣 - I don’t like you

🙊 - I wish we talked

💩 - Your blog is shit

🥃 - I’d like to get drunk with you

👍🏻 - Your blog is inspiring

💋 - I wanna make out with you

🍩 - You’re sweet

😍 - I have a serious crush on you

💦 - Your blog make me wet

☕️ - I’d like to get a coffee with you

👅 - I wanna take in all of you

👎 - Delete your blog

🍺 - I’d buy you a beer

[chicks2010]

[willows-mossy-corner]

[lookthroughmylookingglass]

* A man who lusts after me and doesn’t respect me*

Him: So why are you single?

Me: Because I’m desired but not valued. I’m constantly battling men from seeing my outside appearance as the end all be all of my worth. In short I am almost always met with lust but never with love.

Him: Oh true, wyd?

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[shonna]

Hey everyone, I may be locked out of this account soon because I'm only logged in on my mobile which is pretty much almost completely broken now lol. I can't access the email I used to make this account and I can't remember the password. So if I ever stop posting on here it's probably because my mobile has broken and I still can't remember my password. I have a backup Tumblr which I'll move to and a Twitter too so feel free to follow those💜

[fatimaisbored]