hello vonnie

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if i look back, i am lost

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@shonna
im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny
me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*
nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
ppl without ocd will literally be like ‘yeah i have intrusive thoughts…… like one time i kept thinking about garlic bread when i was trying to focus in class’
‘wait you people have violent intrusive thoughts??? isnt that kinda…. problematic idk :/’
A sign in thailand.
This is amazing.
Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!
Not all black foods are made with activated charcoal, so if you are ever unsure ask how they dyed the thing!
the whole ‘love your family no matter how bad they fuck up because you’re family’ ideology is toxic bullshit
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
ah, the duality
Send me emojis
😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular
🔥 - You’re hot AF
😊 - Your blog makes me smile
😘 - I’d date you
🙅🏼♂️ - You ain’t all that
🙈- You make me horny
🙄 - Stop being an attention whore
😈 - I wanna fuck you
😣 - I don’t like you
🙊 - I wish we talked
💩 - Your blog is shit
🥃 - I’d like to get drunk with you
👍🏻 - Your blog is inspiring
💋 - I wanna make out with you
🍩 - You’re sweet
😍 - I have a serious crush on you
💦 - Your blog make me wet
☕️ - I’d like to get a coffee with you
👅 - I wanna take in all of you
👎 - Delete your blog
🍺 - I’d buy you a beer
* A man who lusts after me and doesn’t respect me*
Him: So why are you single?
Me: Because I’m desired but not valued. I’m constantly battling men from seeing my outside appearance as the end all be all of my worth. In short I am almost always met with lust but never with love.
Him: Oh true, wyd?
They tried it
Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither
Hey everyone, I may be locked out of this account soon because I'm only logged in on my mobile which is pretty much almost completely broken now lol. I can't access the email I used to make this account and I can't remember the password. So if I ever stop posting on here it's probably because my mobile has broken and I still can't remember my password. I have a backup Tumblr which I'll move to and a Twitter too so feel free to follow those💜