I’ve been watching new girl for the first time and I just watched season 2 episode 15 ??????
THEY KISSED
They’ve been in love for so long and never acknowledged it

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I’ve been watching new girl for the first time and I just watched season 2 episode 15 ??????
THEY KISSED
They’ve been in love for so long and never acknowledged it
I’ve been watching new girl for the first time and I just watched season 2 episode 15 ??????
THEY KISSED
You know back at the beginning of the pandemic when ppl were saying that if you drank water it would wash covid down into your stomach which would allow your stomach acid to kill it? My work started letting us drink water on our shifts because of that. Like we were allowed to keep water bottles at the till. Because of that.
...why weren't you already allowed to
Retail bad
https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216
The funniest thing here is the inconsistent, half-hearted attempts at censoring his name
And the one that highlights it, instead.
And the leaving the icon uncensored like it isn’t clear who it is just from that
I collected a bunch of “haha I don’t have 2020 vision” “oh God not like that” posts
I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣
I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:
This one I actually found myself!
And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:
And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:
@ferrousferrule: You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)
I just knew having a tag for these would come in handy
Oh my god I’m fuckng crying and I’m not sure it’s from laughter or despair.
#they did teenagers soosososososo well #they were reckless and funloving and careless and a little bit selfish#but they were also naturally empathetic to steven’s issues because they go through issues of their own #because they’re in that stage of life where these problems have an impact on them and their emotions and lives and they GET it #and i just loveloveloved how perfectly CREATED these teen characters were #rebecca sugar is my idol
1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?
Emdami. My child’s name would be Emdami
Jacaer.
Welp.
Might be a cool fantasy name
Jalisc
How the fuck do you pronounce this
Ryjech
IM soRry-
Oh no
natiis. what the fuck
Vialda
At least I can figure out how this one would be pronounced
Krelja… sounds fantasy-esque. I kinda like it :)
@sortablue
Emamra
poor child tbh
matade
sounds like some anime bullshit
Bejoch.
Sounds like a bad guy
Jajenpa….this bitch is gonna get bullied so fucking hard
ebbhja
Kasaja… all three of us have a as the second letter of our names… so do both of my siblings…
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.
[x] Bonus:
avatar the last airbender is just zuko dunking on experienced masters way older than him and then turning around and getting owned by a 12 year old
the way atla opens with sokka and katara going fishing makes me so sad. like they are just………………..bored out of their minds huh. all katara thinks about is her mom. all sokka thinks about is the war.
katara yells every day. sokka is so used to it he just rolls his eyes and lets her tire herself out. katara’s surrounded by water but her bending just won’t click. it’s like she’s too consumed by grief and rage and guilt to actually look inside herself, and it’s that knowing who she is, her unshakeable confidence and inner strength that is truly what makes her such a powerful waterbender. she knows what she’s fighting for, and why. at this point, she still doesn’t know. she desperately wants a purpose, to help people, or at the very least, to get revenge, but that catalyst hasn’t arrived. and then they find aang, and she’s immediately entranced because. it’s something new.
sokka is less enthused.
sokka keeps trying to build things (a fishing spear, a watchtower) so he can feel like he’s contributing something, like he can make something, and maybe even make a difference. katara accuses him of being “off playing soldier,” but he knows that those ships are coming back someday, and he is the first and last line of defense. he’s entirely self-trained, and as hard as he works, he still knows he won’t actually be able to do anything should that day come. he doesn’t consider himself a child, although of course he is, but in his mind, he is the only person there who isn’t too young or too old to fight. (granted, there are nonbender women there are well, but i guess the sexism of their culture was so deeply ingrained that they never thought to pick up a spear. smh) sokka starts off as a terrible warrior. he’s never had anyone to train him, or with whom to practice (before meeting suki 😍) so there’s literally no way he’s not going to be beaten in hand to hand combat by someone who has literally been doing nothing but working out for the past 3 years (not much to do on a small steamboat i suppose). but, even though he has no idea that this is his greatest strength, that it even is a strength at all, he uses his boomerang against him. zuko’s all like “what’s even a boomerang” and sokka’s like “PHYSICS, BITCH” but this is his third option here. his last resort. he feels useless, simply because his perspective is wrong.
they are in a dull, stale, tired routine. sokka’s greatest strength is the ability to see problems from all angles, and be both receptive to and questioning of new ideas and new ways of thinking. but at the moment, he has nothing but one perspective, one he ultimately grows to disagree with. katara feels trapped in a routine of domesticity; she feels that because her mom died for her, it is her duty to replace her. she yells at sokka for having to do all the cooking and the cleaning, and that’s more than fair, at least in regards to cleaning. that being said, sokka provides them food?? he says, “watch this,” like he’s trying to teach her, and we can assume he’s being condescending and braggadocious, or we can assume he’s genuinely trying to teach her how to fish and she is simply Not Having It. tbh? both options are equally likely. but even if katara is the one doing the cooking, we can see later that she enjoys it; it’s a way for her to practice her waterbending, or “play with her magic water,” as sokka would put it. but she doesn’t want to, because she doesn’t want to be confined to a role, even if she enjoys it. korra calls katara “the best [healer] there is,” and yet, when pakku told her to learn healing, like all the other women, she yelled “i don’t want to heal! i want to fight!” (she eventually did both, often at the same time.) they are both being confined to only one role, and only one worldview..
the element of water is all about change.
upon finding aang, katara is awed, and sokka is suspicious. katara dreams of going on a fantastical adventure with flying beasts and little boys from olden times who can move the wind, wherein she is the hero, and she saves the world. sokka, on the other hand, claims he is “just a guy with a boomerang.” he “didn’t ask for all this flying, and magic.” katara loves magic. to her, aang is magic. sokka hates magic. magic is just science we don’t understand, and there’s nothing that pisses sokka off more than not understanding something. so he approaches it all with skepticism, and his cynicism is earned. he’s jaded for good reason, and it says a lot about how they grew up that katara is still an optimist who believes in hope. he’s the first and last line of defense, and anyone who is a threat to their safety needs to leave. that’s fair. but katara is horrified because how could you say that about this precious child who brings joy and wonderment wherever he goes?? sokka’s like i don’t care how cute he is, he’s gonna get us all killed. then he realizes that aang can help them win the war, and finally, he has a purpose. it’s now his role to make sure that his naive sister and this even more naive bald child don’t, like……die. and it means he has to put up with a lot of shit, but at least he has a purpose. as long as he knows what he’s doing, he’s good. preferably in the form of a color-coded schedule for every single minute of every day.
aang acts as the catalyst for both sokka and katara’s character arcs, but they each join him for different reasons. still, before they stumble upon that call to action, they were absolutely fuckin miserable.
a six year old idea that i’m still apparently into: au where it was the water tribe who attacked, katara and sokka still found aang in the iceberg 100 years later, but then, kind of tried to kill him. luckily aang escaped in time to team up with a pair of plucky young fire nation siblings who ought to have inherited the throne, you know, if the water tribe hadn’t laid waste to their country. mostly, i just like drawing katara in military gear, and enjoy thinking about the political intrigue of two ruling branches of the water tribe.
for perspective, hawa hassan who did several videos for bon appetit was payed $400 for each video. for every gourmet makes video claire saffitz makes she makes a MINIMUM of $20,000. sohla el-waylly makes $50,000 PER YEAR. that’s fucking nothing when you factor in the cost of living in nyc. bon appetit needs to run sohla, and all their BIPOC workers, their checks, i’m talking backpay in full, before we continue to watch their content and put money in their pockets. adam rapoport resigning is only the beginning, do not let them sweep this under the rug to avoid paying their employees what they are due.
SPITE
dude: we have to
GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–
dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice
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