RMH
todays bird
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle
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@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second
izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Discoholic 🪩
Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism
almost home
if i look back, i am lost
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
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@shortymcawkward
these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
I t s b a c k
IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG
imagine your otp
@44-caliber-lxveletter WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAT!
PUNISHED FOR MISCELLANEOUS CRIMES
WHERE IS SHE A CRIMINAL?!
she just Dumbass!!
We not gonna talk about how the wife is ‘Waifu’ in the contacts shdjkssfhfhdh
THE OG POST
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎
HALLOWEEN
TIME TO GET SPOOKY
A true captain goes down with his ship
Via Reddit
these are some of the most delightful laughs I’ve ever heard
whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple
Always got a sob story
“BiTcHeS dOn’T LiKe Me CUz I LiKe AniMe 🥴”
“I GOT MY DICK SUCKED WATCHING ANIME THE OTHER DAY”
I’m screaming 😂😭
Video Transcript:
A man is speaking in what appears to be a bar of some sorts in front of a large crowd. The video starts in the middle of his speech/slam poetry.
Man at the front of the crowd hmms disapprovingly while shaking his head.
“Don’t encourge him. He hopin’ to make a breakthrough, claimin the leagues hatin’ but rather complainin’ than make moves. Always got a sob story. “Bitches don’t like me cuz i like anime” Bitches love anime, they just hate you!”
The crowd errupts into whooping cheers, several of the closest people pat the speaker on the shoulder and back.
Someone offscreen yells “I got my dick sucked watching anime the other day!”
The crowd errupts into cheers again and the original speaker gestures to the person offscreen and nods.
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
maybe the best example of editing can portray a mood, tbh like this is really funny but it’s also just artistically amazing
i literally always reblog this because its soooo good
Oh god I still love this 😂
*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*
compare.
POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY
and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!
It’s April
but its still funny
There should be a splash potion that causes a hostile mob (or actually any mob really) to register as a player so other hostile mobs will attack it
potion of get his ass
I have questions
To get to the other side
It’s a cock in a pot 🤔
