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just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep
Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY
[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland
timothee chalamet is tom holland’s wario in my mind
God I miss the days when you could show up to the MLH draft and they’d say “what’s your name boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of how my mama was too busy making brand deals to give me one” and they’d say they’re thrilled you’re asian-canadian and ask what they can do you for and you’d tell them that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good at hockey and can win them some MLH cups and won’t ask for nothing much more than a salary and a nice rink to practice in and the league would draft you second but send their first-round draft pick who barely speaks english down to the hotel gym at night and the two of you’d get to competitively workin out and he’d hand you his water bottle to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the weight rack and when he finally took it back he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the water what he were tryna savour
yuna is actually the greek goddess nike whereas david hollander is just your Average Guy who managed to clumsily charm his way into her heart. so of course their offspring would be shane hollander aka a multi-time mlh champ who also happened to suit up before his first ever booty call
Harris do his best as always
i know the in universe Shane Hollander Crashout compilations go soooo hard
like . shane smashing his stick to pieces. shane dropping gloves . shane dissociating . shane sped up X2 arguing with a ref for soooo long . shane yelling over the boards . that's MY crashout king
ilya is def jerking it to these btw
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
I don’t know why I watch videos about osha violations that happen in movies and video games but I’ve been doing it for years at this point and something about it is still very entertaining
It’s fun for some reason to look at something that was designed purely to be cool to look at and not to be used and go “hey none of these people are wearing hard hats”
Attempting to hide the posters about workers rights are we Mr. Krabs? Well well well that’s yet another willful violation on your record along with the wet floor sign thing.
A few retired players come out after Scott Hunter but after Shane and Ilya are outed, a lot of older retired players decide to come out. After all of these players come out, someone puts a spreadsheet together and realizes that all of the modern hockey dynasties had at least 1 queer player in the lineup and that player was almost always the star/top guy on the team. The front offices start believing queer players are inherently better at hockey and you need one if you want to win, but you can’t just ask prospects if they’re queer due to labor laws. Almost every front office comes up with a list of questions they think will gauge queerness. A team thinks they’ve drafted the gayest man to ever gay but he shows up to the facility with his girlfriend and he’s like “Oh no I’m not gay. I just have 5 older sisters and really like pink.” Meanwhile the Centaurs draft a guy that everyone thought was 100% straight because he looks like a bro country singer but he’s actually a pansexual menace and they threepeat.
i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are
and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy
ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story
@animuluspike first of all how dare you
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