the cutest loser in the county

April, she/her, American

[lakevida]

ive had hiccups for 20 minutes now why wont god let me die

[lakevida]

went away as soon as i posted this. never stop complaining it always gets the results you want

[bigbootybuffet]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

[gay-systemdeez]

Born to Linux gaming

Forced to "Processing Vulkan Shaders (33%)"

[resetmyfeelings]

[kloktower]

today i looked an old man in the eyes and asked for this shirt

[chimo-ver2]

trampoline

[saoirseronanswife]

amen brother…

[huffylemon]

[viejospellejos]

[lmaonade]

i fr have an obsession with time travel. so much of my fave media has like time loops and shit

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Religion: CATHOLIC

[high-quality-tiktoks]

If he fit he sit, apparently🐈cats, man.

[deliriumcrow]

You placed a rectangle on a flat surface, you have completed the summoning ritual. Congratulations! Your spell was successful!

[hexmaniacmareen]

She kept the cat!!

[futureevilscientist]

Cat self-adoption tactics are becoming more aggressive

[nekoshige]

王八蛋炒饭 さん

[questbedhead]

Transfem horror protagonist who realizes she's a woman because she's the Final Girl

[questbedhead]

[Image ID. A three panel digital comic.

Panel 1. Shows five teens in a wooden cabin with boarded up windows. One o them sits with their head in their hands, thinking "Oh no, nerdy guys don't survive slasher films! I'm fucked!"

Panel 2. Later, a masked killer sits over one of the teen's body with a knife. behind them, the door is kicked open with a bang, revealing a silhouette . "Hey asshole!"

Panel 3. The nerdy teen from panel one. She is now wearing a skirt, a rainbow bracelet, pink cat years, and a blood splatter. Holding up a baseball bat, she says, "I've realized some things." End ID.]

modern heroine for the modern era, final T-girl

[rongzhi]

OP: 听说温柔的女生，夏天都喜欢穿裙子

↳ I hear soft and gentle girls all like to wear dresses in the summer

[skinslip]

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[hunrising]

all this blood is on the hands of everyone who decided to ‘stand with israel’ this week, knowingly or unknowingly, every single one of them

[catgirlforeskin]

Israel has dropped more bombs in a week than the US used during a year of the most brutal parts of their invasion of Afghanistan. Thousands of rifles are being handed out to Israeli citizens, who are committing pogroms against Palestinians. All food, water, medicine, and electricity is being cut off from Gaza, all Palestinians are being ordered to leave within 24 hours or be declared hostile targets when there every exit is under blockade. Officials in Israel are threatening to use nukes.

Let us not mince words. This is an apartheid, settler-colonial state committing genocide. Everyone “standing with Israel” will be remembered the same as those who “stood with” Rhodesia, or French Algeria, or Generalplan Ost.