Khan's Titties

20/F/NY. International Business Student. Wibbily Wobbily Trekkie. Sexy Men enthusiast. Snape fangirl. Roleplay addict. Writer. Filmmaker. Multishipper. Fandom slut. Star Trek. Doctor Who. Torchwood. Cabin Pressure. Marvel Cinematic Universe. Pacific Rim. Scrubs. Misfits. Firefly. Sherlock. Orange is the New Black, and an uncomfortable amount of others. Nice to meet you. <3

[picardisms]

data and spot go to walmart

[xenobotanist]

Mmpphh

-incoherent babbling-

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[failchild]

severance + onion and reductress headlines

[sarahwatchesthings]

S3E5 "Second Skin"

[ynngaa]

First drawing of the 2023 lol Happy New Year

[rovermcfly]

James Lance as Trent Crimm | Ted Lasso Season 3 Trailer

[hustlerose]

cmon show a little cleavage bro its tasteful

[stiddies-fanclub]

[nightfoot]

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

[an-idiot-artist]

Immediately what I thought of when I saw this

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I love the phrase “he would not fucking say that”. Truly encapsulates the number of times I have read a fic where a character would not fucking say that

[hornpoint]

that image of donald trump with the like, 4 dozen hamburgers is still the funniest thing in the world

[hornpoint]

american politics is mainly just sitting around in horror while waiting for the funniest images possible to be generated

[hornpoint]

EXACTLY

[mylittleredgirl]

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

[quietnighty]

I’ve been wallowing in huge flagship fandoms for years, blithely plundering one treasure trove after another, and now I’m all “oh woe, Papa hath lost his Fortune and we must move to a small cottage in the country and knit our own vampire aus 😭”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

[sirobvious]

Turn off the computer

[codenamex96]

unplug the keyboard

[mangonetics]

Wallow in filth

[matt-smalls]

Xbohibohivwsklhkjbqojnaqkpmoin8197jkb1$&?oudKNBXWIHB1OJN98

[mumblesplash]

what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite

[phantomrose96]

It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.

[animatedamerican]

it’s only a stalactite if it’s from the Stalac region of

[rainbow-femme]

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

[pencilscratchins]

Kirk is a himbo

james tiberus kirk is a HIMBO??? the man who was a walking stack of books at the academy, who knew the classics of literature, the man with a hundred allergies, and an obsession with mountains is a HIMBO???? no. words have meanings, youse guys

[lacefuneral]

[catchymemes]