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Patreon Request: “You’re drunk/you’re sexy”
The requester wanted any two Ace Attorney characters saying “You’re drunk”/“You’re sexy” so I went with the obvious choice.
For more details about Patreon and monthly personal requests, you can go here.
Gators daily free palestine moment???
guys!!!
Saif idk if you've seen this reply already but sharing because it made me happy:
untitled photo taken by John Storey, 1971
“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
#see also: the exact feeling im trying to convey with my sentences doesnt get across the same way without that specific word
The school library was a great refuge, and I used to read old books there with a dictionary by my side. Looked up everything unfamiliar. Missed out on adequate socialization to solidify my vocabulary like a normal person.
To be fair, I also got yelled at as a young teen for reading Dostoeyevski because it had ‘big words’ in it - so there was no way that I’d miss out on learning every big ass word I could. Because rebelling against anti-intellectual bigots gets weird sometimes.
Wow !
Chapeau
the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages
im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further
ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies
This sounds like the start to a Batman villain.
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took two weed gummies and received the visions i guess
stop being funnier than me in my notes
I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.
Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture
Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.
Hold on I'm gonna try this
A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.
I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer
me after my 15 min break at work
me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours
me at the end of a two day weekend