1 shrimp to rule them all

Call me Shrimp!!!! 🦐 she/he 🦐 Ask me thing. Show me thing! Tell me draw thing!!!! I'd love to talk with you. That is a threat. 🦐 pfp by @melissadiamond

[soup-mother]

"I'd never use it/its for someone else even if they wanted me to, it sounds like I'm saying they're not Human"

average it/its pronoun user:

[khaperai]

The word for rat and frenchmen in gaeilge are the same

[funkylilblob]

You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

[brightlotusmoon]

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

[throwitonthepile]

[sporifluorous]

Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the "Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health" by the chief of the USDA's conservation department.

There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.

[prismatic-bell]

May his memory be for a blessing.

[homeboygirl]

[8 seconds from a ytp my friend @normalname69 made]

nurse joy: "Have you seen that posteR?"

ash: "HUauuaUH?"

nurse joy: *one single angelic note*

[girlnephew]

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[give-soup-please]

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

[reptil-enjoyer]

[loish]

She is brightness, she is luminance. She will hypnotize you and drag you into her world. Her name...

... is Light Mode. 

This drawing turned out a little more serious than I had originally intended. I get so many comments about using light mode for my computer and phone that it became the inspiration for some new artwork!

[good4hughes-deactivated20250217]

REBLOG THIS WITH UR FAVORITE PICTURES OR ANY PICTURES OF LUKE I AM SO BORED AND WANNA SEE POOKS☺️☺️

ill go first!

[shrimp-scout]

This image is my favorite thing ever because look at it. its so fucked up what ?? my wife has coquette luke hughes DNI in her bio because I won't stop showing this to everyone

[frostbeees]

1.9.24 | @/maxjones98

[national-hockey-gay]

—Chemtrails, Lizzy McAlpine

[omegaverse]

these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

[scrunklybunny]

Quinn Hughes awkward charm has possessed me body and soul

[aropride]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[aropride]

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

[duckbunny]

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

[laughingpokemon]

[jackiefour]

"and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate"