[thrusticus]

[snorlax]

rate my gaming setup?

[vqj]

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

[rnoonsetter]

still hoping that i'll win that danimals sweepstakes to hang out with Zack and Cody

[pinkniz]

Me: fully aware that fucking monsters can have awful consequences like infections, broken bones and even death.

Also me:

[pointnclickadventuregame]

a man enters a clown car and his skeleton emerges from the other side, picked clean

[exceptionals]

when ur post doesnt get notes

[armandyke]

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa

[armandyke]

slime bath slime bath slime bath slime bath

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[bogadodo]

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[liquidstar]

I love Soul Eater because none of the main characters dress like they’re going to the same place.

[liquidstar]

none of these people are going to the same place

[drearycheery]

I don’t know anything about this show but from left to right it’s:

 Hot topic employee who’s pushing the dress code, even for hot topic

14 year old going to his first beatboxing competition

 Guy coming back from a cyber goth rave

girl heading to an anime convention

emo 13 year old being forced to go to his uncle’s wedding

sisters signed up for square dancing class by their overly enthusiastic parents

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[slurpenstein]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[molags-balls]

[bloopbloopsworld]

While I was eating soup, God held a gun to my head and forced me to make this

[beckiboos]

I read the top right as “fist god” and it still made sense

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]