May Balls

May - she/her - 3 witches in a trenchcoat

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[clayorey]

Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron.

[leviathan-supersystem]

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[hothotmiso]

[stellastarprincess]

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

[visibun]

the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated

[legon751]

also a big fan of the sushi vcr

[maryland-officially]

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

[anarchotribadist]

Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating

[tamamoland]

[girl-detector]

I already detected this but there’s more

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]

[ostensible-adult]

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[wtf-drawing]

idea by @kris-pajamas

[mynameisonionhaha]

susie becomes enamored with the wonderful and whimsical nature of a random elementary schooler

[shencomix]

[fluffyfoxtails]

buldak you are so delicious where have you been all my life

[koasku]

things I forgor to upload here

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[shrimplymay]

agnes digital just took my dollar

[monster-bugs]

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis