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[rozzwellie]

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

[catgirltitties]

[christopher-bryant]

[herebegin]

I. Okay, this was a trip

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[i-give-you-a-fish]

See him shmoove

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[a-rather-sifty-sketcher]

who knows what he could be thinking about, honestly.

(Some extra traditional doodles :])

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[alphajn]

Starbucks, movies and bald men

[reg1ment]

my college friend group

[komy-0o]

Orpheus and Eurydice type of tragedy ⚜️

[dracl-dragon]

@latileaf @starsoftheevening @itsgirlcraft

[gooberydoobery]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[headspace-hotel]

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

[spirintom]

micro dudes so silly I want to eat them 🤲😩

[queer-as-city-folk]

me when I take a fine logo and make it UGLY

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[diserbillyti]

Been playing a lot of "psychological horror" games lately, and man

nonschizophrenics will simply never understand that "what if it was all in the person's head?" will never be scarier than a monster that actually fucking exists.

oooh what if you're crazy :o what if you hallucinate a goobly gobbler? well mate you fucking deal with it. rent's due monday. but an actual real goobly gobbler coming for my gnuts? that's different.