(if i die tomorrow—what did i do today?)

[jvgsjeff]

I gave her a peach and...I guess the fiber helped her out.

[pseudophan]

hi for the four of you who care here's that adults edit i was making and kinda gave up on but i mean at least it exists

(tiktok link if you're nice and wanna go like it)

[guessillalwaysbethisway]

The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894

[theinternetarchive]

'somebody loves you,' charles m. schulz, 1986.

[buffycaps]

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

should i be buying kerrygold ?

yes

[squidwardtelevision]

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[itsjesscapade]

used ant poison to kill the colony’s queen. now the workers are just rejoicing at the end of their monarchy and have established an Athenian direct democracy system instead. so basically i’m completely fucked

[catchymemes]

[omtai]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[akashicrecord]

it’s all fucked girl

for real but you can still make that ass move

[deanhisnippleisout]

someone hug them, stat!

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....