(if i die tomorrow—what did i do today?)

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[itsjesscapade]

used ant poison to kill the colony’s queen. now the workers are just rejoicing at the end of their monarchy and have established an Athenian direct democracy system instead. so basically i’m completely fucked

[catchymemes]

[omtai]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[akashicrecord]

it’s all fucked girl

for real but you can still make that ass move

[deanhisnippleisout]

someone hug them, stat!

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[lainpsx]

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[twistedpictures]

i think your constant posts about labubu gore are teally weird and insensitive considering labubu are catholic coded

Can you guys please just fucking send me anon hate or something

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey