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Insanity in prescribed doses

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during coronavirus outbreak ♥️

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[legovasavouchi]

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

[zorko-transhumanist]

Blessed cat dad

[youlovetoseeit]

my favourite video game ever

[youlovetoseeit]

I want Goose

[beeefy]

me: hey dad do you like photos of clouds?

dad: not really

me, turning my camera off after spending half an hour outside taking photos of clouds: oh okay :-)

[beeefy]

!!!! YES I WILL SHOW YOU THE CLOUDS!!!!

THERE ARE THESE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE CARTOON CLOUDS!

AND THESE ONES LOOK REALLY COOL!

AND THEN THIS ONE WITH AN ALMOST STRAIGHT EDGE!

AND THESE ONES LOOK LIKE STEPPING STONES!

AND THESE ONES ARE SO NICE!

AND THERE WAS THIS ONE THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THE REST AND LOOKS REALLY COLD!

AND THIS WAS THE SUNSET!

AND THESE ONES LOOK PORTALISH!

I LOVE CLOUDS!

[starringbaguette]

op did you just take closeups of romantic era oil paintings or something

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[farvann]

Just One Funky Bastard

[maldreathezora]

While you’re waiting for Episode 2, why not watch/rewatch #1? 

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[rynabuns]

the fsjal gang + co

[macewindu]

uhhhh no offense but think about what you say to kids because like… when I was a kid all I heard was my friends saying “no one wants to hear you sing shut up” until fifth grade I was singing under my breath “we will rock you” by KISS because I had one of those toothtunes toothbrushes that played it and my teacher stopped me and was like… do that again. And I thought I was in trouble because no one wanted to hear me sing so I didn’t at first but she kinda coaxed me into it and once I sang it she was like “that’s good! That’s actually really good, sorry, I’m a little surprised! Wow!” And it literally changed my whole life I immediately ran off to try and join the talent show (I was too late) and I did honor choir and joined choir in 6th grade and here I am now, doing a bachelors in music education with an emphasis in voice, and looking at doing my masters in musical theater performance. I owe literally everything to the fact that my 5th grade math/homeroom teacher stopped me and made me sing a little for her and took that time to tell me that I was good at it. That was a 2 minute interaction that I doubt she even remembers but it literally changed my entire life.

tl;dr: the things you say can have the most profound effect on a kids life. Think about what you’re saying the next time you tell a kid something. You never know if that 30 second interaction is going to affect their life forever, so why not make it a good one, huh?

[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

nb dysphoria is… weird

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

[acceptanceineveryshade]

This is a fucking mood

[chasekip]

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???

[shtinkels]

I had a lvl. 71 Weedle when I was a kid xD

[shtinkels]

[shtinkels]

[shtinkels]

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“officially a soccer mom, toting my kids around in a minivan life is good https://t.co/bFXmmK227V”