Welcome to the Pit

Hi I'm Chloe. はじめまして！Trash lord. Eternal weeb. Forever crying. #teamfirerat🐀

[whitmanic]

Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

[luxiomahariel]

with low sour cream spotting

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[trainerjoshie]

Pokémon TCG SV Surging Sparks (2024) Uxie, Mesprit & Azelf illustrations by HYOGONOSUKE ‼️

[forestgreenivy-deactivated20250]

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[lakevida]

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[birdhism]

👨‍🚒🐦 This is the Birdhist way.

🙏 Thank you to all the firefighters who put their lives on the line to save both people and critters.

"Saving one bird will not change the world, but it would change the world for that one bird" was my response to being told, "You can't save them all."

It's true. As individuals, we can't save every bird, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't do our best for the one right in front of us, just like this firefighter did.

Every bird deserves compassion, from parrots to chickens to pigeons. ❤️

If you see a bird in need, please take the initiative to help them, be it by your own hands, or guiding them to another's. <3 

(For anyone curious, this quote has been part of my work since around 2014-ish).

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[franzkavkas]

August 2nd, 1914

Franz Kafka, Diaries (1914-1923)

[tattooedzombigirl]

[skinny-depression]

i’m exhausted. i’m constantly exhausted. i go to bed exhausted. i wake up exhausted. every day, every hour i’m exhausted. it’s exhausting. 

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Power is a funny thing.

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons