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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
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Mike Driver

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@shut-up-casey
I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
please give us updates
Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
op will not die of natural causes
That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts
This is starbucks vibes
I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?
I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd
Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”
when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts
I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
holy fucking shit
What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
Literally
i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties
#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life#like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)
I am screAMING
Revivalist ring with hand holding a heart, gold and ruby
Italy, Rome, signed Castellani, c. 1860–1870 (x)
let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out
fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
let’s clean one up for the janitors
oh my fuckning
UNMUTE THIS
Please get this away from me
One day there is going to be a reboot of the Harry Potter movies, and an entire generation of us is going to hate everything about it
THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
capitalism is bullshit because I had to put someone’s birthday in today to sell them some alcohol and it was 4/20/69 and I couldn’t even tell them how fuckin mindbogglingly sick that is for fear of being fired