im begging go no further

hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[shutuptheresnothingherestopit]

I've had this blog for somewhere around 5 years. I'm gonna truly cherish it and the memories it holds for the rest of my life. Hell, I'll probably log in once in a while to look at it, but I think it's time to finally start fresh and say good bye to my old self. 14-18 year old me I'm proud of all the shit you've done and made. I'm in a good place. I've survived a suicide attempt thanks to this website. That's something I'll forever be thankful for. So goodbye it's time to start fresh. :)

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

freddie mercury who’s watching over us

[clint-ftm-barton]

Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[teddy-the-queer-wizard]

Wizard: With this spell, I am immune to your bullets!!!

Gunslinger: Uh huh. **spits** But do ya reckon your immune to the velocity that’s sending the bullet your way?

Wizard: I beg your pardon?

Gunslinger: Well, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry - ‘Are ya feelin lucky Merlin?’

[mantis-lizbian]

gunslinger: [fires bullet]

bullet: [stops at wizard’s magical barrier] plink

[brief beat]

wizard: [goes flying back at the speed of a bullet]

[teddy-the-queer-wizard]

You. I like you.

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[ingayderzim]

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

[ingayderzim]

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

[digitalhunk]

Her name is Brailynn

[snoopy32102]

and she’s going to pride to see ariana grande too

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[ari-nemera]

[galindatopland]

fools, absolute idiots: if you say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning

me, sending my 87th “i love you” of the day to my friend: on the contrary i mean it more each time

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[brokencasbutt67-writer-deactiva]

If anyone wants a commission, now is the time I’ve got two weeks of nothing but revision, add something to it! 

Also I need £20 so yanno, gonna plug. The joys of two interviews, the birthday of my three year old nephew and my driving theory test (prepaid, by mom) all in the same week with someone who’s income is reliant on commissions. Not a fun mix

So yeah, hmu or email me at [email protected] for more info on commissions. 

@akhuna01 @thebeasthasentered are two people who can attest to my commissions being all professional and shit

Gonna tag for shares: @georgialouisea

[bandtshirt]

i really just come on tumblr to say some dumb shit and then leave…….i love my little void here it’s like a familiar, damp cave and i’ve been writing on the walls for seven years sometimes in my own blood

[thatgirlonstage]

So, Bakugou’s sweat — at least what comes from his hands — is canonically nitroglycerin, or at least supposed to be something similar, yes? His quirk is not “creates explosions from nothing”, it’s “sweats and then ignites nitroglycerin”. But like… does it… stop being nitroglycerin, at some point? Granted I don’t really know what happens to nitroglycerin when it dries/evaporates, but… if he like, wiped his sweaty hands on his pants, do those pants just have nitroglycerin on them now because I feel like that’s suddenly a very dangerous pair of pants. How many things have exploded because Bakugou absentmindedly touched them and left fucking nitroglycerin on them

[just-incorrect-bnha]

Deku as a Pro-Hero

Uraraka: Why’s Deku crying?

Todoroki: He asked some new heroes for their autographs and started crying when they asked for his autograph too.

Midoriya: I-it’s just t-that they’re s-so cool and they t-think I’m cool too.

Todoroki: Izuku, you’re the number one hero.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[benignhumor]

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[andhumanslovedstories]

I demand fic of Bruce Wayne sitting uncomfortably at Martha Kent’s dining room table as she pours him a glass of lemonade and asks him about himself.

“Oh, uh. Well. I’m uh. Batman,” he says. 

And Martha’s like, “Yes, dear, you’ve told me, I meant do you have any hobbies or interests?”

And Bruce is just sweating and trying not to mention his dead mother. 

[andhumanslovedstories]

#martha: maybe u collect things?#bruce: orphans#martha: ??????#bruce: adopt. i mean ive adopted 6 children (via @assajj)

[ectoviolet]

as soon as she asks him to tell her abt the children tho he flies into like essay-length rants abt how amazing his kids are and how much he loves them

[ectoviolet]

bruce: (pulling pictures from his wallet) this is dick he’s my oldest, he was me for a while when i died, he did a very good job. this one’s the whole family, there’s dick again, that’s tim, jay, damian, and cassandra, don’t they all look so well behaved and handsome? it took three hours to get this taken because they all kept trying to kill each other. oh, look, this is one of tim punching through cinder blocks i was so proud that day….

[tygermama]

martha, sitting there drinking her tea while bruce emotes all over the place: ‘bruce wayne 0, martha kent 1’

[moonkitty]

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

[moonkitty]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rubykgrant]

you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)

make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~

you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~

Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!

[moonkitty]

you are a fucking saint x2

[xladyg228x-deactivated20240818]

I haven’t got a single speck of artistic skill in me but I will reblog for any artist that might find this useful

[argumate]

no fats, no femmes, no hunks, no mascs, no twinks, no bears, no tops, no bottoms,

[this-is-getting-silly]

no gods, no kings,

[argumate]

no masters, no subs,

[storywonker]

No lettuce, no tomato, and easy on the onions,

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

and a partridge in a pear tree