It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report

@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust

roma★
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Andulka
Jules of Nature

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@shwubudemon
It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report
Ponyo fish reference because how else could I deal with this ending
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
who's ready to get...flaccid </3
guys im winning so hard (yippeee)
prolly gonna document my progress here if my motivation doesnt die on me cause thats be cool ig
also works cause this loser is blonde so he already looks like howl if he played long hair jayce from arcane s2 (the one everyone thirsted over yk) (yes my love thats a compliment dont worry <3)
I have succumbed to the madness and done another Big Art.
This is the transcript of the bed video (well, some of it. it's a long video) handwritten using nine different colors of ink. Process under the cut.
holy shit ??????? this is so freaking cool like the idea is cool and the execution is beautiful !!!!! very aesthetically pleasing too (u have very whimsical handwriting)
✨🪐🌑🌙
big fan of super sonadow kissing in space (ive reblogged at least 2 by now)
me n who wahahha (you know who u are)
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet
blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool
yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one
purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show
Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable
Red - Mad
okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore
tubby custard.
where….where are the notes……
in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby
help ??????????
I’m so sorry
Bonus: Biolizard as Lilith… 🤣
He could also potentially be unit 0 but either way it’s just silly this crossover is SILLY
NEON GENESIS AND SONIC !!????!!! PEAAAAAKKK
💞Ships Week 2026: #1 – #20 💞
It's the big one! Welcome to the final day of ships week. Here are your top 20 ships of the last year, with the full list under the cut:
1. Byler +22 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
2. Spamtenna Spamton & Ant Tenna, Deltarune
3. Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
4. Phan +4 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
5. Sonadow +14 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
6. Hollanov Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov, Heated Rivalry
7. Polytrix Rumi & Zoey & Mira, KPop Demon Hunters
8. Buddie -1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
9. Destiel -4 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
10. Krusie Kris Dreemurr & Susie, Deltarune
11. Caitvi +74 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
12. Superbat +31 Superman & Batman, the DC Universe
13. Pureshadow* Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise
14. Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog
15. Radiostatic Alastor & Vox, Hazbin Hotel
16. Gelphie Glinda Upland & Elphaba Thropp, Wicked
17. Pazzi Paige Bueckers & Azzi Fudd, WNBA players
18. Radioapple -12 Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel
19. Bucktommy -7 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1
20. Hannigram -7 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
hehe yayyy phan and sonadoww 🎉🎉🎉
Good Night 🌌
absolutely gorgeous
they don't have to edit touches that feel too gay out and phil gets to find fun excuses to wrap his arm around dan and hold him on camera.
THEY MAKE ME SO SICK AAUUGGHHH 🫶🫶🫶🫶
speaks for itself, i love this fuckin guy bro
i know this incredibly loosely related to dan and phil but like it feels relevant enough
there will be a part 3 post abt that later cause im sure im gonna get some dead bangers from my love as always <3
guys i was laying on my bed with cramps and my sweet love is helping me by making biscuits on my stomach and a few minutes in he says something like
"theyre staring at me"
and im like "sorry huh??"
"im sitting here being watched by these two guys" and he gestures and looks at my shirt
and i realise im wearing the tour shirt
with dan and phil on it
that one ⬆️⬆️
this poor guy was getting full JUDGED by freakin dip and pip and now i cant unsee their absolute STARE despite having this shirt for ages by now 😭😭
men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles
how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing
gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)
-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions