dumbass slutty enby

NSFW, STRICTLY 18+ Bi, 20, transfem-ish nb, they/her, thought I was a switch but actually a huge sub lol, probs won't reply to messages but I love asks about anything!!

[shybienby]

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My name is hazel! This is just my smut blog for stuff I rb, I try to keep it mostly nsfw cus ik sfw blogs may not want too much interaction from here

All content I rb I'm happy to remove on request

I'm transfem in transition, big sub, bi af, into gardening, programming and witchcraft!

Into:

Choking/leashes

Somno (hypothetically, I'm so grungy after waking up I'd prolly accidentally slap u)

Breeding

Giving oral

ok just dongs in general

Clothed (hiked up skirts drive me FERAL)

~no dni list I'll just block u if u don't vibe with u~

[carousel-posting]

I think that hot, slow sex with a needy sub that’s very vocal would fix me. Listening to the way my thrusts make their whines change pitch, finding the rhythm that makes their breath hitch just the right way, seeing how their moans for more get more desperate when I’m pinching their nipples or pulling their hair. Hearing them crescendo and then fall into low murmuring as I breed them nice and full.

[carousel-posting]

To all the people liking and reblogging this: I am kissing you on the mouth

[leatherlesbutch]

I have no idea why I haven’t posted this yet so here it goes

As usual with my butch cock present to please the crowds

[wecouldbefriendsuandme]

friday = sweatpants.

[wlwarthistory]

Mermaids Frolicking in the Sea -Charles Edouard Boutibonne

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[blondekidwithgatoradebottle]

Oh my god I have it in my 1946 Lily Wallace New American Cookbook too I’m screaming

[mybabymylatte]

This is it! This is the white culture we’ve been looking for!

[professorsparklepants]

I’m sorry are we just not gonna mention “Beef Tea” “Raw Beef Tea” and “Cooked Raw Beef Tea” one after the other

[fluffmugger]

#WHY

Because the majority of human existence has not been to the knowledge and supply level we are at now.  You can’t just give someone electrolytes in the 19th century, you have no idea what the fuck they are. Someone is sick, and can only keep weak liquids down, but you know enough at this point to realise that man cannot live on water alone.   So you work out really weird ways to infuse foodstuffs into liquids they can handle to try and keep food into them. A lot of these also come from a way to stretch nutrient sources in times of poverty and scarcity. 

[tuulikki]

Thank you for this addition. People are curiously comfortable assuming everyone in the past was stupid and illogical, and it’s always struck me as showing a sad lack of empathy for fellow human beings. It’s like people in the past aren’t seen as, you know, people

[aylwyyn228]

Your local 19th century PhD researcher popping in here to add to this. Toast water is 100% a drink for treating illness. It turns up listed in several household medicine guides in the 19th century, and is listed as for treating people with fever, diarrhoea and vomiting, who can’t keep anything down. It’s essentially oral rehydration therapy. 

It interestingly starts turning up in literature in the period covering five major cholera outbreaks in the UK and US (this was obviously an English language Ngram search).

And peaks several times at epidemic peak points (1830s, 1850, 1880s), including its first peak in 1831/2, which corresponds with the first cholera epidemic in the UK. 

It also corresponds with the year William Brooke O’Shaughnessy discovered that a lot of people who were dying of cholera were severely lacking water and salts in their blood and urine. Dehydration was found to be a major cause of death in cholera patients. “Toast water” was suggested in the Lancet medical journal in 1832 as an initial treatment for cholera patients. 

Most of the recipes in household medicine guides I found suggest sweetening or flavouring the toast water with something if the patient could keep it down in order to cover the terrible taste.

People in the past were just people. And in this particular case, they were trying to keep their loved ones from dying of cholera. 

[itsmel00na-deactivated20220630]

i did not get away with it.

the fl*gged one is posted here

[disgustinggf]

haha bestie but seriously what if we made out and fucked in ur car

[nikkinick]

comfy gf

[tinkerbuttx]

Good morning 🌞

[domme-hilly]

a good, deep, lazy fuck is what a lot of boys need. take it slow, draw out the foreplay, use alot of mouth and fingers and really make him ready for you. get him in a comfy position, one he can be in for a long while and ease your cock inside him. listen to his low, whining moans and fast breaths, fuck him so slowly that he’ll start to push back but hold his hips because he needs this even if he doesn’t know it. when he cums without being touched, he will thank you.

[domme-hilly]

i think we should normalize men being treated nicely. no not waited on, but pampered. paint his nails, let him do a face mask with you, run him a bath, put him in bed with all the pillows and blankets. normalize pampering your man please, it could make all the difference.

[tinakolesnik-deactivated2022073]

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[cyberglittter]

thread

[quiet-plaything]

giggly cuddling that turns into play fighting that turns into you pinning me down and saying “try it. try to get away.” that turns into me struggling and cursing at you while you push inside me

[kittenchomp]

yo mr white check it out i got cleavage now. bitch.

[motherbunessa-deactivated202204]

A rarity.