Normal Boy Toucher

Hi there, my name is K! | 26 | they/he | I reblog anything I like, but it tends to be stupid memes and pokemon art | I have a furry side blog that if you try hard enough, you can find. if you want lol

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[calicotisane]

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[punkrock-bottom]

Pronouns? No my nouns are quite average actually. Amateur nouns at best.

[dogwoodbite]

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

[pokemonshelterstories]

summer in artazon means time to constantly kick wild pokemon out of the pool

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[pygmyhilltroll]

we've received reports of gagobears off the ageric sea

[djnusagi]

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

[sweatermuppet]

do you have any gender related tips

get a big pair of boots

[dyke-ave]

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea