SickeningSilence

i have no clue what i'm doing at any point in time, but at least i'm having fun

[theglamorousferal]

My favorite DPxDC posts on tumblr (as I find them)

Eco-Ecto-Scientist Danny (I recommend going through all the reblogs of this one, they go in all sorts of beautiful directions, but you will get sucked in for a good two hours)

Danny and Sam are Thomas and Martha reincarnated

Dead on Main singer!Danny au song

Crime Lord Danny

Everlasting Insomniacs - Tim goes to Arkham

Danny and Danielle hostages in Gotham with moving walls

Tucker is a Streamer Danny is his cryptid roommate

Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 1

Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 2

Team Phantom knocks out Nightwing

Son of Themyscira: Danny's Grave

Danny works at a diner front

Team Phantom is Young Justice Dark

Batman buys Constantine's soul

Constantine's Interns

CADMUS Danny and Match

Danny is a training villain art

Danny's Bowery Daycare (with fic link)

VVV These two start with the same prompt but go in wildly different directions. VVV

Escalation au

Instincts au

Thermos/Urn Misunderstandings

Drink mix-up and Weston family curse

That's all I can find for now, my eyes are burning and I've been at this for 3.5 hours.

[currently-haunted]

sj in water prison </3 in my defense he still has his limbs so it could be worse

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[flavoracle]

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

[shenyuanfunniness]

The Su-Xiyan doesn’t die AU is a fucking wild ride because there’s no way this woman wouldn’t track down Tianlang Jun to

A)Yell at him for thinking she’d willingly hurt him

B) Attempt to Free Him because she unfortunately still loves this idiot

C) Force this man to spend time with his damn child

Also, I can’t remember if Shang Qinghua was involved in the trapping of Tianlang Jun, but in this au, he wasn’t. Therefore, when Tianlang Jun is finally broken out and takes his place as emperor, Mobei Jun probably mentions his spy to him, which leads to Shang Qinghua being like a distant uncle to Luo Binghe in this au. (Would he still be named that? Probably not, but not sure what else he’d be named)

The Old Palace Master definitely dies horrifically

[legitimately]

when you gain a new follower and they spam your notifs with likes and reblogs

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Qingqiu goes to the Demon realm and finds out that, naming conventions aside, your average demon is super fucking normal. They just exist but are basically actually just people. The ones who raid the human realm tend to be the abrasive assholes just like the humans who raid the demon realm tend to be abrasive assholes.

Most demons are just some guy but with horns or a tail or something.

Shen Qingqiu is so confused and disappointed because all the wives and demon antagonists were super weird and had weird quirks and oddities and Shang Qinghua is like "Yea? I based the wives and other demon nobles off of the rich kids at my school. Of course they're freaks. Rich kids are weird. Even my King got that treatment! There was this cold, emotionally constipated, beauty in my creative writing class who barely spoke to anyone and glared at everyone who came near. I think his name was Shen something. I based Shen Qingqiu on him a little too."

And then Shen Qingqiu chases him around the palace with his sword.

[sunderwight]

I can't remember what post it was but somebody once posited that part of the reason why SY!SQQ is like catnip to most of the cast of SVSSS/PIDW is because he's Airplane's type, Airplane sort of created everyone, and so it carries through to the point where all of the characters who have The Hand of God touch their personality inherit being down bad for this one weird internet critic.

Which is a hilarious notion but it occurs to me that this, if true, would have equally funny implications about Mobei Jun. Who is designed by Airplane to be his ideal man (both in the sense of representing the masculine ideal, and also in the sense of Airplane wanting to climb him like a tree).

Because like... is everyone also just kind of lowkey into Mobei Jun, too, then? Are they all having moments where they're doing spit takes mid-battle like, damn that guy's curiously attractive for a demon???

[fangirlingpuggle]

Moshang AU/fic prompt where either due to his uncles schemes and plot deviations MBJ loses power or when LBH comes back he completely takes over North and ousts MBJ and fully takes over.

MBJ ends up on An Ding with SQH and staying there full time.

SQH finding artifact that allows MBJ to pass as human since he'll be here for extended stay and probably won't stay in house the whole time. Plus he can put it back for protagonist to find artifact his is done.

MBJ ends up on peak and all the disciples see 2 together and OH that must be Shizun's husband/wife... I thought they were a demon oh well.

Him spending months with SQH and spending time with him and not having to fight able to actually relax just being with Qinghua.

SQH also finding lots of weapons and treasures and books for his king, he must be hating being stuck here and having to rely on him for everything. MBJ is loving it

MBJ loves being Qinghua's doted upon wife just lounging around and watching Qinghua run his peak listening to him insult and complain about his fellow peak lords.

He is getting rid of or vetoing all SQH plans to get North back.

LBH finding out about SQH's new mystery spouse and....is that MBJ? He's suddenly throwing all plans out and interrogating MBJ HOW? How did you get to be a peak lords wife? TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Bonus: LGJ in North hating this, how is there so much paperwork? Who was doing this before?Fuck he's going to call off the attempts on MBJs life he wants his nephew to move home so his nephew in law will do all this bureaucracy PLEASE.

[fangirlingpuggle]

All the other peak lords seeing MBJ in very extravagant fancy robes (low cut still) draped in jewels that SQH keeps giving him and just like '...when the hell did Shidi get married...WHERE DID HE GET A TROPHY WIFE?'

All of them very confused... and impressed. QQQ keeps trying to get the tea. MQF gets sliding pamphlets on safe dual cultivation and waiting until he sees them when they have their first pregnancy.

LQG really wants to ask his Shidi's new spouse to spar because he's seen him training but the shameless low cut robes keep making him to embarrassed and Shidi please tell your spouse to cover up.

SQH so confused and freaked out, none of his plans to take back North are working! (MBJ keeps quietly sabotaging them)

SQQ very annoyed at dumb airplane having his demon king around house constantly treating him like a sugar baby dotting on him.... NOT THAT SQQ IS JEALOUS OR THINKING ABOUT BINGHE WHY WOULD HE BE DOING THAT??

Bonus: TLJ seeing this and MBJ pile of books being dotted upon by spouse, bale to louse around no paperwork.

New goal seduce peak lord.

[fangirlingpuggle]

SQH keeps calling MBJ 'my king' still he tries to correct himself but everyone hears only collectively come to wrong conclusion

SQH:Oh fuck they're going to realize my king is a demon king!

Literally everyone else: Oh it's a sex thing

[ckneal]

We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.

I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.

[foreverisafeeling]

lucy dacus on hozier and the importance of music about loving women

[moo-chemia]

Doodle request Pls pls pls Qijiuyuan being disciples together and meeting up when they have free time, like imagine they somehow gone to the Cang Qiong together and they see echother sy and sj propobly talking shit about people without Yue Qingyuan just happy there

stole shen yuan's insult from somewhere bc idk how to come up with insults, i dont remember where tho

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[codename-adler]

look, you may not like the new “actually he survived went into a coma and woke up gay” trope the fandom’s growing, and you really don’t have to no one’s forcing you, but like… you gotta admit… who is doing it like us

[fangirlingpuggle]

Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.

If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...

He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.

Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'

SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.

He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.

Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.

LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.

Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.

SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor

LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.

[willgrahamscock]

stop trying to silence me

[keldabekush]

What if the corrie guard love palpatine. Hes just a very pleasant guy. No hint theres anything wrong with him at all and he pays for pizza night once a week. They see him endorsing war crimes in the senate and theyre like Go Grandpa Go.

[keldabekush]

“Yeah of course he’s doing evil shit. What do you mean he’s not supposed to do that? ……not ethical? Give me a minute I need to laugh with the vocoder off. Okay anyway. What am i supposed to do about it, go on strike? Get out of here. Not Ethical. I’ve got a gun. Im twelve.”

[odinsblog]

So many of these are really good

[wolfcat-hybrid]

FOLLOW-UP ON THE NEWS; Sniper in Brooklyn (Published 1981)

I was positive that was a fake story but. Looks like there was just straight up a sniper in Brooklyn for a few months

[elfyourmother]

you were positive it was fake bc you’re not from here