yikes

calm down Greg it’s fucking hockey

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[cadoized]

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[catlips001]

[sobeitjay2]

Stop putting ya damn hands on people with out they consent

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Damn she rough 😂😂

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

lmaooooo she smacked the shit outta her. lmaoooo i can’t stop laughing. 

[lldaddyphilo-deactivated2019091]

She went back to business like nothing happened

[nerdyaspects-deactivated2019062]

Her slaps was lowkey violent 😂

[thewokewordsmith]

That’s what she gets. Keep ya hands to ya self!

[saturnineaqua]

if it aint men assaulting you, its WHITE women. 

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol do you know how many white women have slapped my ass or squeezed my breasts or grabbed my hair without my consent?? Too many

[bitcheslovepearls]

HANDS RATED E FOR EVERYBODY.

[coat]

SHE QUICKWITIT.

Her career is pouring, but her passion is LETTING YOU KNOW.

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[catastrophic-success]

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

[nl]

hey man i think you might just be dumb

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[whisperoftheheart1995]

[bongfullofblood]

me age 6

*takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon*

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

Agamemnon : this is absolutely not funny, delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact

Achilles : let's do it baby I know the law

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[ubercharge]

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

[hannahxkeanu]

AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

[bruceewayne-moved]

[theonion]

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[twatswag-deactivated20140101]

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

[wasakiller]

i’m just here to have a good time and run a mediocre blog

[eatsleepcrap]

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[saturn-itself]

what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?