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Twilight characters as things my friends have (drunkenly) said over this spring break

Bella: I invited a guy over to fuck but I fell asleep before he got here and he had to turn around because I live in a gated community.

Edward: I have to sit shotgun all the time because I get motion sickness, so I have had to develop my skills with the aux cord because I am always the dj. *plays Everyday Bro*

Esme: did you guys have fun at the club? I was hanging in target for the past three hours and I know I had more fun than you.

Carlisle: I think that girl was trying to kidnap us for human trafficking, but she was walking alone and she had a nice dress, I wanted to support her and keep her safe just in case.

Jasper: THOSE COWS ARE JUST LOOSE! NO FENCE! WHERE IS YOUR YEEHAW MAN? WHO IS IN CHARGE OF YOU???

Alice: *in response to literally everything* wow I love that for you, live your best life.

Rosalie: Men aren’t allowed to talk to me, ever.

Emmett: We can go back to the gay club now, someone touched my ass here so I’m okay to leave whenever and I just have a thing for drag queens

Jacob: $12.99 FOR UNLIMITED STUFFED PASTAS? WE ARE LITERALLY ROBBING THIS FUCKING OLIVE GARDEN RIGHT NOW! WHAT THE FUCK! HOW ARE THEY MAKING MONEY?

Seth: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KRISPY KREME ISNT OPEN RIGHT NOW? WHAT THE FUCK? IM SO PISSED. THE DONUTS ARE USALLY HOT RIGHT NOW. IM SO FUCKING MAD! IS THIS ALLOWED?

Leah: if I were to describe myself with two words, they would be thicc and powerful.

Charlie: I woke up at noon and then took a nap at one, then I went back to sleep at three and woke up at seven, and honestly I think I’m just gonna go back to bed right now.

Jessica: I ordered the sushi and they said it would be ready in fifteen minutes. It’s a 45 minute drive and I also have to wash my car on the way. It’s fine. We’ll all die eventually.

You all know I’m horrible with requests 😂 and I do apologize for that, I love all of you, I love twilight, I love writing, but most of the times I can’t get to all the requests, enter Rosie! My girl Rosie just started a twilight blog with ships and all whatnot! Go show https://foreverrosaliesbitch.tumblr.com some love and request away 💕

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dating jasper hale would include...

— hanging onto his every word because you adored his subtle, but sometimes thick, southern drawl. — him enunciating his words to make it sound thicker — you are insanely infatuated with him — he loves every second of it, wearing a small smirk all the while — his nose buried in your hair; he loves breathing in your scent — his head on your chest; the sound of your heart beating comforts him like none other — your fingers raking through his long locks — listening to him open up about his past as a soldier — feeling your heart ache at the pain behind his topaz eyes — you being a bit uneducated about history (and rather uninterested) — he begins to call you ‘little girl’ at your lack of knowledge & experience in life — the pet name sticks much to your dismay — “i am not a little girl, jasper!” — “march 5th, 1770. what historical event was that, my love?” — “jasper, you’re a dick.” — “such a dirty mouth for such a little girl.” — nearly puking your guts out when the time came to meet his family — him having to calm you down with his power a lot — dancing around his bedroom to very old records he owns — he teaches you to dance since he’s an excellent dancer — you’re incredibly clumsy, especially around jasper — he thinks it’s highly amusing & only embarrasses you more when he gracefully catches you or swiftly retrieves something you dropped — him catching you off guard a lot — he likes to dip you nearly to the floor & kiss you unexpectedly — it never gets old & it makes you feel cherished each time he does it — catching alice gazing at the two of you, smiling as she sees visions of the future — when he proposes, alice sees the vision & spoils it as she’s horrible at keeping secrets — cheesy, lame vampire jokes — “i heard being a vampire really sucks.” — “you’re horrible at jokes, little girl.” — but he actually is quite fond of them since they make you laugh — teasing him about sparkling in the sun — “shine bright like a diamond, jas!” — those remarks often end up with you trying to outrun him, but obviously failing — him watching you sleep; he loves seeing you look so peaceful — he calls you darlin’ 24/7 — you love it because his accent grows thicker — he’s a huge sap — him handling you with impeccable care, as if you’re made of glass

ok idk how i’ve never really noticed or cared about jasper in the twilight series and i’m so pissed at myself because he’s actually so great and attractive

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Edward Cullen + Text Posts (2/ ?)

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Bella + Edward + Text Posts

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Update

*long sigh* I'm sorry. My boyfriend of 4 years dumped me and I'm in a deep crippling depression. I can't bring myself to write, ship, etc. I will hopefully be able to pick it back up this weekend. Please be patient with me. My heart was ripped out. As for the giveaway I will check tomorrow and get in touch with the winner. For now, if you need another blog to check out, my good friend started one, it's a sarcasm based advice blog that I've been actually enjoying. ( alwaystrusttheinternet.tumblr.com ) Ask it for advice. Follow it. Laugh.

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I'm 5'2, with brown eyes and hair. I tend to be sarcastic, and have anxiety. I spend most of my time reading. :) (male vampire ship).

I ship you with Garrett! You met Garrett in a coffee shop back in Yorktown and swore you saw piercing red eyes, while going to investigate he disappeared. From then on you would see him from the corner of your eye but he was always gone by the time you went to look. Until he came up to you with a book. He mentioned it was his favorite and demanded you read it, it was Shakespeare's Macbeth. Over the next two days you sat and read in the coffee shop until you finished. The moment you finished Garrett was there with two cappuccinos in his hand and began asking about the play, that is how you two got to know each other and the rest is history 😉

#garrett #lee pace #Garrett from twilight

Can I have a ship please? For a Cullen, a pack member, and Volturi member? I'm female, straight, 5'6. I have hazel eyes, brown hair and I am very crafty. I can be really funny and kind but I get mad easily. I love action movies and listening to music. I can be really random at times and weird but not creepy😂 thank you❤️❤️❤️

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Can I have a ship please? For a Cullen, a pack member, and Volturi member? I'm female, straight, 5'6. I have hazel eyes, brown hair and I am very crafty. I can be really funny and kind but I get mad easily. I love action movies and listening to music. I can be really random at times and weird but not creepy😂 thank you❤️❤️

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I ship you with Jasper! You and Jasper felt the connection immediately when you two met, he tried to control his thirst after you cut yourself on a piece of paper in class but ran out in a storm instead. From then on he ignored you, which frustrated you, you walked up to him in a fury and demanded he tell you what his problem was. Once he gave you the crooked smile and looked into his golden eyes all of your anger flooded away and it has been smooth sailing ever since.

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I ship you with Seth! You and Seth spend all day lounging on the sofa and watch movies, he always wants to watch the scary ones but you insist on watching the action flicks. He always rolls his eyes and watches the same types of films with you since it makes you happy

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I ship you with Aro! Aro surprised you when he spared you from becoming his dessert. He knew that he would be missing out on something life changing, that is when he started taking you to operas, lavishing you with dresses, jewelry, and the finest Italian cars. You refuse all of this of course but he insists you look your best. It's the way he shows his love.