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starlightcelest

Reposting cuz the op was transphobic

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wrong-unidraky-deactivated20220

TO SAVE LIVES

mexipika

You absolutely NEED to click enter when typing :readmore: ! You can't just click underneath to start a new line

haymaker-mva

THANK YOU

virgil-is-a-cutie

Hi

Fuck yes

ladyanput

Oh thank the gods

weaver-z

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

weaver-z

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

threecirclingbuzzards

the poster with Lionel Richie that says "Hello?"

shimblop-moved

Happy Halloween boys. Louie Zong posted a new ghost tune

aquilacalvitium

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE

teacupfulofstarshine

the best fucking part of halloween send tweet

thewuzzy

this is a genuine charm and delight

libraford

"MSG tricks your brain into thinking food tastes better."

Yes, Brian, that is the essential function of spices and flavorings.

athetos

“Actual spices” - msg is monosodium glutamate. It is found in nature. It’s in fucking tomatoes. The reason it has such a stigma against it is due to - surprise! - racism and xenophobia, since it’s primarily associated with asian cuisine even though msg is in a wide variety of American foods as well, both naturally or as artificial flavoring. Is it possible for too much msg to kill you? Yeah, sure, but the same goes for table salt as well.

fefeman

"It's poison!" yeah, so is chili pepper, and no one complains. So is alcohol, and no one complains.

thebibliosphere

As an aside: if you do find you react adversely to MSG, you may have histamine intolerance/MCAS or a condition such as migraines or asthma, which can sometimes be triggered or made worse by high histamine foods.

This still does not make MSG inherently harmful, as high histamine foods are also usually densely packed with vital nutrients which are part of a healthy balanced diet. Histamine itself is also critical for physical and mental health, and cannot be eliminated entirely from diet without causing severe health issues. The problem is not the food; the problem is our dysfunctional immune systems.

Spinach, tomatoes, strawberries, eggs, certain types of peppers, anything fermented like vinegar, kombucha or yogurt, and a lot of seeds and nuts and different types of spices too, are all examples of high histamine foods, which may cause health issues for histamine sensitive individuals. Yet none of these foods are subjected to the same smear campaigns as MSG. And the reason is racism.

theturtlenatoroftrash

the-alfie-incorporated-deactiva

top 10 iconic anime protagonists

cetais

The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

m--ood-deactivated20181217

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

crabnarok

a fine vintage

coffeebuddha

Venom: EDDIE, I FEEL FANCY, EDDIE

formerly-makingstarsshine-deact

That last comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

cowboyarc

Source: @bdylanhollis -tik tok

everythingfox

rolly kitty

(via)

alexseanchai

kitty isn’t sure she likes this toy

kimpossibooty

our cat is a MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

larvitarr

seite

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

sindri42

No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

edgar-allan-possum

“To protect the world from devastation…”

atopfourthwall

Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

computationalcalculator

Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

babyanimalgifs

So hard babysitting this baby chick

(Source)

vodkassassin

I am a sobbing mess now oh nnno

guooey

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

marquisedemasque

I couldn’t resist. I had to

sekiumiarashi

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

thesacredtwink

Kcjskcjdldjdldbirbf YOU’RE RIGHT

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Though why Mr. Hero needed the front door is a bit of a puzzle.

sekiumiarashi

Plot twist; Legend actually ends up using the door for various things. Emergency raft, his front door is nice and buoyant. It’s starts raining, the door can be prompted up as a shelter. Need to get down a snowy mountain very quickly, Legend’s front door can fit quite a few people. Put some wheels on it and hitch it to Epona, the door is now a wagon.

Legend is a master of using everything to his advantage and no one can make fun of his front door by this point.

thesacredtwink

One time it even gets used as a door!

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

At first, everyone other then Hyrule is confused as to why he has a door physically with him in the first place. Warriors in particular makes several jokes about it. But, as you said, Legend is a master of making use of things and after the time the door went up as an emergency barricade, the jokes more or less stop.

sekiumiarashi

The one time the door gets used as a door is the most shocking instance.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

Sky may or may not start craving little patterns into the door, but the hylian crest definitely appears on it at some point and Legend certainly didn’t put it there.

thesacredtwink

@lollybliz pointed out that Wild and Hyrule team up and stasis rune launch themselves with it, to which I can only say OH YES

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

One time in battle Legend shouts for Warriors to pass him “The Master Door” and he can never live it down. Wind is ecstatic that Legend called it that, and Warriors won’t let the Vet forget the time he used it as a bludgeoning tool.

1000dactyls

@mmmwaffles ‘s tags had a great idea

thewindbandit

my brain refused to stop thinking about this so here’s my hastily-scribbled addition to this thread

mmmwafflesart

Love the idea of them just passing the master door among each other, when Legend’s finally accepts the name of the door, watch it end up as a favorite weapon among the chain XD

I bet they can have so much fun with the door

best crafted door indeed

sekiumiarashi

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!!! HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL

anony-mouse-cartoon

claybrownie7566

This is my new favorite chain post.

Some Link, way down the line: *goes into a dungeon

Legend’s ghost: “it is time young hero. Are you worthy of the master door?”

Link: “the wha-”

Legend: “THE MASTER DOOOOOR”

luwyv

I couldn’t sleep until I did this

kora-kat

I can see this happening on Hyrule’s adventure- him getting the door from Legend- and Leg is like “you’ll get it eventually”. Years pass and Hyrule has no idea what Leg meant by that until they get the door and he’s like