The Horse Girl Khan

23 | he/him | Tony | I’m a Capricorn people care about that right | former sleepy girl senior club member

[aaaangel444]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[musashi]

I love my cat so much

[musashi]

[dogpuppy]

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

[dogpuppy]

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[skopostheorie]

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[lainpsx]

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[gondwana]

Let's go play horror movie outside where we run around in the dark and scream each other's names and go oh my god what the fuck is that !!!

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[figtional]

one of the coolest flowers I've ever seen | jade vine flower

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[funstyle]

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

[mervynbunter]

Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968)

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[decaffynated]