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memewhore

blue-ice-veins

you think it can’t get better, but it does. sound on.

discowitchparty

ITS SPOOPY SEASON BABEEEEEEEEEYY

robotsandfrippary

IT’S BACK!!! YAAAAAY!!!

dndspellgifs

Speak With Dead

3rd level necromancy

Bard, Cleric, Wizard

imadeadramone

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

anexperimentallife

tayefeth

God: Teenagers, as part of their growing independence and ability to take care of themselves, will tend to be night owls, allowing parents to care for younger children in the morning.

Humans: So you're saying that teenagers are lazy and we need to beat them to make them responsible adults.

tikuri

[ID: tweet by Bertine van Hövell @lostagainb:

God: To make you all safer, I’ve made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening.

Humans: We’ll make the other 50% also get up in the morning.

God: hold on.

Humans: Not getting up at 5am is a moral failure.

God: No, plz stop.

Humans: society demands it, you bum.

End ID.]

housesoftheholymp3-deactivated2

mary being alive again lends itself to so much comedy potentially because to dean she is this idealized otherworldly being watching over the family but to sam she’s literally no one. he was a fucking baby when she died. she shows up and he’s like huh. we did All That and for what? this is just some lady.

housesoftheholymp3-deactivated2

mary will be like, a leeetle aggressive while tying up a demor or something and dean will have a quiet mental breakdown like [miette voice] mother is angry? mother is violent? my beautiful angelic mommy with the white nightgown? the holy ghost watching over this family from the grave? my perfect serene mommy who could do no wrong and has no ambition beyond making warm milk for her children and standing in a kitchen framed by heavenly light?🥺😭

meanwhile two weeks earlier mary showed up to the bunker at 6 am covered in blood, sat at the war room table, poured a double whiskey, lit up a cigarette and said “took out 2 vampire nests in one night with ketch. we fucked on the warehouse floor. also i have an onlyfans now” and sam was just like

housesoftheholymp3-deactivated2

this was supposed to be a humor post but now im thinking of how dean is actually in real life the idealized version of mary that John built up after her death, while sam is so much closer to the real mary (tormented by unholy rage, petty, prone to violence, etc (Honorific))

are you ever created by your earthly father in the image of someone who doesn’t exist? are you ever the ghost of a ghost?

whatistheplan-deactivated201712

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

loremerchant

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

timelessblasphemy

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

justintaco

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

justintaco

viewtifulmarkovich

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

viewtifulmarkovich

For the uninformed:

randomitemdrop

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

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here’s my issue with the harkness test

archdemoning

howtofuckamonster

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

bemusedlybespectacled

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”

felixitas

manstrans

questioning myself after making this

sew-birb

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

evil-cowboy-wizard

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

fridayiminlovemp3

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing

fandomchaosposts

you. you get it.

succubusboyfriend

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

mAeShMoLoWa

🌠sprimps🌠

moveslikekeithrichards

u know when u pick up a worm & u accidentally touch the bandaid & ur like Aw fuck thats the genital. & u just gotta have Worm Genital Contamination on ur hand til u can cleanse urself. i h8 that shit

moveslikekeithrichards

if you learned something new from this post im sorry

americachavez

“supernatural didn’t have any actual monsters it’s just some guys fighting guys” I know this is a joke but I literally do not know how to explain to you that the fancy effects you’ve grown accustomed to on prestigious television like arrow and riverdale did not exist for the majority of supernatural’s lifetime and also they’ve spent their entire budget on flannel shirts

americachavez

@cortue I’m obsessed with this now. what does a “set where guys can be guys” mean. they went into a room with 65,000 bees to film BUGS??????? “full body bee outfits” does he not know what a beekeeper’s suit is. I will be thinking about this for the rest of the night

jackklinemybeloved

No guys that’s the funniest part. Jensen said at a panel once that the bees didn’t show up clear enough on camera, so they ended up just using CGI.

They went through the trouble of hiring a beekeeper, filling the set with tens of thousands of bees, getting bee keeper suits for the whole crew, the actors getting stung multiple times, and it was literally all for nothing

americachavez

OH I GENUINELY CANNOT HANDLE LEARNING ANYMORE INFORMATION TONIGHT. I LOVE THIS SHOW

snailvale

kabuki’s house 🍂🍁✨

coyotesmokebreak

galaxianbitch

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

ratcity

Sorry I think the reason I’m so stuck on supernatural is because it understands American loneliness kind of more than any other show. Like who else’s pussy was big enough to put an angel next to a vending machine. That’s so powerful. How are you going to have a show about America and most of it takes place on highways and in offbrand motel rooms confronting monsters. Not to mention the uncanny valley of shooting in backwoods Canada and trying to pass it off as Route 66. It’s so perfect because it says America is a distant dream that we can’t reach and a land of ghosts and then it follows through. It says there’s always a war below the surface and we are all fighting constantly to keep it in check. Death drives a hotrod through Chicago. There’s two brothers and a demon in a diner and they’re getting milkshakes together. How can you show a man losing faith with an angel next to him. My brain feels so hot can someone please microwave me.