simon lewis!

 | she/her | alberto rosende is just a fucking ray of sunshine |

[rainbowkarolina]

Donna + the orange skirt 

[deanwinchesters]

#congratulations, you played yourselves

[simonshadows]

hello ive seen mamma mia here we go again 2 times and I love it and Im in love with lily james

[simonshadows]

can I cancel myself. everything I do is embarrassing 

[toney-starks]

The way I feel about him is like a heartbeat: soft and persistent, underlying everything.

[drewcareymore]

international house of Betrayal

[drewcareymore]

internatiomal house of bastards

[drewcareymore]

international house of BAMBOOZLEMENT

[everythingstarstuff]

international house of BULLSHIT

[xmasjr2-deactivated20211124]

International House of Butts

[nyctophiilez]

International House of Bitches

[simonshadows]

International House of  Beetroot

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[two-drink-amy]

[evan-buck]

“I need a man who’ll take a chance on a love that burns hot enough to last…”

Love Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti

[shadowsource]

Their story is not over. Reblog and spread the word. #SaveShadowhunters

[westernlariat]

i love it when girls call me diddy

[no-this-is-jarod]

diddy you mean daddy

[westernlariat]

no i didnt

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[gaelgarcia]

Last call for the Ferris Wheel!

[simonshadows]

the only meme that is valid is J.J. Bittenbinder goodnight

[peace-like-a-river]

My new favorite genre of Tumblr posts are the ones about the Avengers beating Thanos by using J.J. Bittenbinder’s Street Smarts. 

Specifically the ones of Peter Parker suggesting it because he’s a young millennial who watches John Mulaney.