jason: oh shit.
dick: what?
jason: i left my emotional support somehwere, let me go get them. *leaves*
tim: don't tell me it's-
jason: *with you hauled over his shoulder* okay i'm better prepared for the day ahead.
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jason: oh shit.
dick: what?
jason: i left my emotional support somehwere, let me go get them. *leaves*
tim: don't tell me it's-
jason: *with you hauled over his shoulder* okay i'm better prepared for the day ahead.
DC Incorrect Quote
Y/N:Are you cheating on me with Batman?
Bruce:I-
Y/N:Wait! Are you cheating on Batman with me?!
Bruce:Wait-
Dick: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Dick: *throws water bottles at everyone*
Steph: Uh....
Jason: He’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us
Dick: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Tim: *crying* its working
The riddler: what goes down an alley and and has holes in it?
Batman, who’s on the verge of tears: my parents
the riddler: no it was a bowling ball, I’m sorry are you ok!?
superman, in the background: wait, your parents were bowling balls?
You: *literally walking down a dark alleyway* Jason is going to be so pissed that I’m walking down here.
Bruce: *in full Batman regalia* and I too am none too pleased with you walking down a dark alleyway either.
Damian: as if he’s the only one who wouldn’t be too best pleased.
You; *screeching* WHAT THE FUCK!
Later:
Jason: YOU DID WHAT?!
You; walked down a dark alleyway…
Jason: and what did I tell you about walking down dark alleyways?
You: *sighing* not to do so unless you’re with me…
Jason; this is the ONE time I’m glad Bruce caught you before I did
Jason “never had a real relationship before, had at most quick fucks and one night stands, basically relying on his romantic books on what a good boyfriend should be” Todd x reader “never been in a relationship either but has listened to her friends complain about their boyfriends and watched her friends trainwreck of a relationship with multiple different men who have in some way or form made them miserable and reader been taking notes of red flags to look for when dating a guy and when to get out of dodge. Very distrusting of Jason cause he looks like those asshole jacked gym bros her friends used to date before they got cheated on”
First date:
Jason: here, flowers for you *holds a bouquet out*
Reader: *accepts bouquet* *squints at him in suspiciously* thank you, these are lovely. *remembers her friend told her guys only get girls flowers when they did something wrong* Why did you get me flowers may I ask?
Jason: *panicking, cause his romance novel told him women love flowers* cause it’s the gentleman thing to get a lady flowers.
Reader: hmmm…ok.
During date
Jason: I’ll have a steak and side of French fries. What would you like?
Reader: I’ll-*remembers her friend talk about how guys don’t like women that eat a lot” I’ll have just a salad.
Jason: just a salad? Your not hungry?
Reader: oh no, I’ve eaten before I got here.
Jason: *remembers dick told him not to order for a woman as it’s rude to assume.* hmm, ok then.
After dinner
Jason: I’m full, you want these fries? *noticing reader has been staring at them after eating her salad*
Reader: oh no I couldn’t, I’m full really! *absolutely starving*
Jason: well it’s a waste of food, shame, they taste pretty good too.
Reader: well, I guess I’ll try one. *eats one* mm, that is good. *proceeds to eat more*
Jason: *hands his card to the waiter while reader is chowing down on the fries* get me an another order of fries to go please.
Ok I’m tired of writing this but basically Jason sends reader home with another box of fries after walking her to her front door. And now her friends are eager to hear how the date went for their little baby of the group. And reader is confused cause Jason didn’t seem to do any of the red flags her friends warned her about.
Just cautious reader and clueless Jason who both never been in a relationship before and just navigating it together.
jason and you/reader get the hang of the whole dating thing after like the fiifth date at the very least. there's still a bit of awkwardness here and there but soon enough that awkwardness becomes what your dates are primarily known for but in an endearing way that makes you smile upon looking back at them.
you: i got you something *gives him flowers* it's not much but i thought that you needed something to show for it.
jason: *only ever believed that men never got flowers, ever* you didn't have to get me flowers, not unless you wanted to get me flowers that is.
you: i wanted to get you flowers but i can always return these if you don't want them-
jason: i'll keep them! i'll keep them! *holds flowers to his chest and smiles*
jason abides by the sidewalk rule with his whole chest, he will not let you go anywhere near the busy roads at all, he will allow himself to get splashed with water if it meant keeping you dry.
you: i swear some people are dickheads.
jason: *soaking wet* true but i'd rather get splashed then you.
you: that's sweet but it's like minus six degees, aren't you not absolutely freezing? we could always call off the date and have take out instead?
jason: *starting to feel the cold* take out actually sounds nice about now.
You: don’t piss me off.
Jason: okay I won’t
Dick: *runs into the room* did you tell them that you’ve eating their comfort snack yet-
Jason: *waves at him, mouthing at him to shut up before smacking his forehead, running his hand down his face*
You: okay now I’m pissed off.
Jason in Red Hood gear, quietly observing his S/O from the rooftops to make sure they make it home safely: Staying out of the alleyways, not walking close to walls, my gun, they're prepared for anyth- why are you turning into an alleyway- why are you- no no no no get out of there! Christ I'm going down- oh
Dick, over the comms: Are they okay?
Jason: Yeah they just walked out of there with a little puppy... actually an entire litter of them and I think- yeah the mom's following them, too. Way too tame and trusting to be a street dog, poor girl.
Damian: Where are you right now-
Jason: You're not even on patrol right now.
Damian: Answer the question.
Reader: Jjjj- Red Hood!
Jason: okay what do we do at night
you: stay away from the alleyways and shortcuts.
jason: good, good but what did you do a couple of nights ago?
you: i went into an alleyway to rescue a family of puppies and their mother...i didn't think twice.
jason: i'm not mad, nor disapointed, just glad that you're okay chipmunk but let me resuce the animals from dark alleyways okay?
you: but then who's going to look after you?
jason: *internally* this is a trap, a cute and intentionally sweet trap god damn it! they're too pure for their own good!
tim: this is the softest he's ever scolded someone for going agaisnt his words, but i did it once and almsot got my ass handed to me during sparing the next day!
dick: it's like he's scoling them in lowercase lettering, it's neither threatning nor terrifying. someone take a picture or record it and send it to me!