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Just a general Destiny 1 + 2 page, shitposts, memes, and thoughts + the occasional post of my hunter Corvan. ♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

[kiwanopie]

not to be crass but i’d boil his nut into boba beads and pop em in my mouth like aspirin

[arsuf]

WARFRAME // The Duviri Paradox

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

[kamenriderhamo]

your wish has been granted

[corvigay-clutter]

rest in peace king, hope it was worth it

[blueboyoutside]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

[bullgod1997]

Love this website sometimes

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[heath-moved-deactivated20230402]

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[eva-420]

erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[veenilla]

destiny au where rezyl azzir had infinite primary ammo in that cave and was fine

[wallpaperequest]

All art/photos found on Pinterest:Online. If you know the original creator/is the original creator, message me so that I can give them/you credit.

[spark-circuit]

i’m still ill so i can’t draw the ideas that keep rattling around in my head for this game like a pinball machine

but i can make this

[baby-bossu]

I see why P03 is so angry though. Hundreds of years of advanced self-sufficient robotic technology, commanding beings he likely crafted into existence himself into total unquestioned servitude, a peaceful life of simply going about his business, wishes, and programming as long as his battery lasts, none strong or brave enough to challenge his superior AI, a life for kings…reduced to this

widdole baby scrimble skronky wit widdle ear and nose beady eye baby teeny claws and peats baby

[simply-psychotic]

How did no one warn me Cowboy Bebop would make me cry, I blame all of you.

[yenyenyen19]

when it’s friday night and your boss calls for a mandatory meeting . .

[the-fluffy-folio]

Mother’s Hand – Medium undead, lawful evil

For a long time the lifeless “Mother” was widely believed to be nothing more than a figment of the skely-tons twisted imagination – an archaic idol carved from stone and erected eons ago by a forgotten civilization. The mother’s hand emerges from the depths of the earth to guide the heedless hordes of skely-tons on their unstoppable march through the underground. Crushing this undead creation won’t yield lasting results, as it seems to be conjured over and over again. The reason for this never-ending circle of death and decay, however, is still to be unveiled…

🔮 If you like my work, kindly consider to support me on Patreon and gain access to an ever-growing compendium of quirky monsters and potions.

This creature was made in collaboration with The Goblin Explorer and Tabletop Music Bazaar ❤️

[filibusterfrog]

level 2 spell scars :) have fun when you suffer 

(Cantrip scars)   

(1st level spell scars)

>2nd lv spell scars

(3rd level spell scars)

(4th level spell scars)

(5th level spell scars)

(6th level spell scars)

(7th level spell scars)

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(9th level spell scars)

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[mostlydeadcowboy]