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22, makeup artist, mummy and fiancée. If you need to talk to someone with no judgments, drop me a message :)

[kumeko]

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

[mcstack]

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

[rael-rider]

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

[nerdgerhl]

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

[catbountry]

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

[incognitomoustache]

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

[fipindustries]

this for people to truly understand superman

[ghostalebrije]

…. :’<

[keenarnor]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman

[sagolii-sandcat]

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

Now I’m curious- has Superman ever had the “He’s just a boy” conversation with Batman?

[storiesaremylife]

A couple times. Not just about Robin, who he understands and allows because he knows Bruce is super protective about his Robins, but also about superman’s own adoptive son: Chris. Bruce brought Chris on a mission to try and protect Clark and the others and Clark threatened him if he ever put that child in danger again

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[mellennia]

1 note

[pansexual-emo-trash]

1 note

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

1 note after I like it but when I click on that it says

[truly-a-snitch]

1 note

[sleepisthelimbobetweenlifendeath]

Rip

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

2 note

[lubricates]

omg wht is this

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[notchristianbale]

[catchymemes]

[stephanemiroux]

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[yunggalmari]

claiming it!

[captnswilson]

Fury to the Avengers: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Carol. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[arosyreign]

Reblog if you will still write and/or read fanfiction no matter what happens or who dies in the next few weeks of Endgame and Game of Thrones.

[micdotcom]

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

[crimeshetyped]

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

[dnaguzzlingteamcaptain]

Yeah should be doing this more.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[sixpenceee]

The White House’s Pete Souza has shot nearly 2 million photos of Obama. Here are his favorites.

[birdwings]

I’m going to miss him so much.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[na-moy-xamogelas]

ΑΥΤΗ Η ΜΑΛΑΚΙΑ ΔΟΥΛΕΎΕΙ

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

[sanscarte]

lol…I may have done something similar with my ex & her straight, cis coworkers. All of them were all “omg how do you get your husband to cook?? My man never makes me lunch *jealous*.” And every day I’d write her a little note and put it in her lunch bag.

So it started out with me, a trans guy who doesn’t believe in patriarchal gender roles, just cooking for my wife because I loved her and wanted her to have a tasty, healthy lunch. And because I enjoyed it. But I kept on doing it partly because those cis het men deserved to have their wives/girlfriends come home and say “HE makes her lunch. And writes her NOTES.”

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

You’re doing the Lord’s work Sir.

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[hauntedbat]

I stan a queen. 💜

[notlostonanadventure]

When you use your fame powers for good

[astrodidact]

[listentotheshityousay]

now that ao3 as a whole is a hugo nominee and has reminded us all that it is an incredibly well-designed, excellently maintained project with an archival system that is the envy of many librarians etc, it is a great time to remember that:

ao3 is run entirely by volunteers 

there are no ads or monetization at all to bother site users

and also the site works on strict guidelines to prevent us from being sued to bankruptcy etc

we use this amazing site for FREE

server space is EXPENSIVE and ao3 needs A LOT OF IT

the otw (which is the non-profit that runs ao3) spring donation drive is happening right now!

donations to the drive go to ao3 AND other projects run by otw

so if you use ao3 and appreciate all the hard work being done to keep it running, GO DONATE. 

SUPPORT OUR HUGO NOMINATED ARCHIVE THAT ALLOWS US TO SAFELY AND FREELY ENJOY FAN CONTENT.

if you can’t donate, spreading the word, congratulating ao3 on the nomination, and thanking the ao3 volunteers for their hard work would also be lovely!!