I HEART HOT DOG

em, 28, they/them

[savefrog]

Every Zero Escape Game:

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

[sims2ds]

why do british people say bye 100 times really fast before hanging up the phone

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[sims2ds]

grown adults shoving their way on to the train without letting people get off first i guess we're all just living in ZOO TOWN where everyone is fucked in the head!!!!!!

[brashbuster]

Evolution of Linus Clawing at the Door in Peanuts (1957 - 2014)

[sims2ds]

embarrassed to admit i never even finished the stocean anime. sorry women. bet they didn't even say the mickey line

[sims2ds]

does anyone know anything about this new cowboy horse anime? metal balls? running? looks interesting

[asimplepotato]

popular blogging site crouton.net rolls out an update that removes the crouton png

[peer2peer]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[sims2ds]

my secret and not very impressive talent is that one day about a year or so ago i decided i wanted to be able to get 100% on that jetpunk countries of the world quiz so i took it multiple times every day for a while until i memorized every country and its location

[lemonsweet]

Sticking hand out of car window not to do the middle finger or any other signal but to display your creepy creeping claw and show you are the creeping creature + scare all drivers on the road

[chumbie]

i ask my portrait of kim kitsuragi for advice and then i take out my matching frame of harry for advice (bad kind)

[chumbie]

kim: focus on your work. you’re making progress

harry, who i keep locked inside my drawer: drop out of college and dwell on things forever. start huffing paint NOW!1!1

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[homoquartz]

squidward hospitalized for covid and they put him in the squid ward. the nurse is always coming at him, she’s always moving squidward. he can’t escape the room, they got a witch to put up a squid ward. he belongs to the hospital now, they’re calling him their squid ward.

[chickensnack]

OK HERE’S MY WHOLE BUNTAIN SIMPSON COMIC from LAMEZINE (which you should buy because it’s good!!!)