[sunnarts]

I already miss Caine, bring him back

my take on his human ver. !!

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[avenarts]

we finish this together

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

[willgrahamscock]

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

[willgrahamscock]

me cross eyed and seeing double:

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

[blackvelvetofnight]

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

[hell-enthusiast]

[kragehund-est]

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

[luxlightly]

Larian studios: "Haha yeah isn't it funny that you can sleep with a druid in bear form? That's so--Look at me, look me in the eyes. there is no such thing as an "evil race". the players handbook is full of shit. personality traits based on race and species are bullshit. Every individual has the capacity for good an evil based on circumstances" *wizards of the coast security tries to drag them off stage*

Larian, clinging to the microphone: "DRAGONBORN HAVE TAILS! TIEFLINGS CAN BE PURPLE! QUEER CHARACTERS HAVE EVERY PLACE IN FANTASY MEDIA! YOU CAN AND SHOULD ROMANCE MIND FLAYERS NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! DRINKING POTIONS IS A BONUS ACTION! DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!"

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[stiinken]

a series of cowboy drawings

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[funnytwittertweets]

[shyshydoesstuff]

Burt: "Captain, you are a child of the universe. No less than a tree or a star, you deserve to be here. And whether or not it's clear to you, the universe is playing out as it should."

Me:

That hit me really hard. Like insanely hard. I was already crying but that was the icing on the cake and made me sob.

[selkiebard]

"when dealing in infinites, unlikely is just certainty waiting for it's turn" is such a raw line you'd think it came from Shakespeare but no it's from Famous Youtube Star Markiplier's eponymous In Space With Markiplier

[lowpolyanimals]

Crow from Dragon Age: Origins