Let Shit Hit The Fan

Venezuelan. 20. Beijing, Jakarta Caracas, Spain. International Relations. Niall Horan

[junk-thunder]

[slaveney]

[beyoncespenis]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

[pepsiprincesa]

every time i see this i fall tf out

[st-just]

(via twitter)

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

capitalism

[turing-tested]

soumate au where everyone is given a worm at birth. idk where the soulmate part comes in someone else finish this post for me

[indoorcoyote]

if someone else’s worm has identical coloration and pattern to yours it’s a sign you’re soulmates. there’s a huge industry in worm analysis

[turing-tested]

worm analysis! i like this worldbuilding so far. someone else keep it going

[hte-spagheti]

the worms are also soulmates

[ifelloffthebed]

[rapl88]

i will reblog all day seeing this….ALL FUCKING DAY

[captaincrusher]

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

[weavemama]

[murhuedur]

All Romes lead to The Roads

[quousque]

yike

[halloweentreat]

Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween! Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day! 

[copperbadge]

This is remarkably reassuring.

[jumpingjacktrash]

another reason to love may day

[roachpatrol]

THINGS ONLY GET BETTER FROM HERE

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[nineteen81]

me running out from the grave marker i was hiding behind after blondie shoots angel eyes

[acoolguy]

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

thats your bones

[acoolguy]

every day i learn some more

[markv5]

Безудержное летнее веселье…

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bricesander]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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