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why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

the-descolada

Are you sure

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shigure

literally paramore was right

nransworld

about…?

shigure

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

aidashakur

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

foxyj26

A better situation

yllwlotus

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

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A sexier situation

loish

just realized I never posted this one on here! a procreate sketch / painting (created on the iPad) from last winter.

boredpanda

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

sourcedumal

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

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The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

thislifeshitistrash

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

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neonmanatee

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

churchofmeredithgrey

I had this memory game when I was a kid. A bunch of cards faced down in rows. Each card has a picture. You turn one over, look at it, then turn it back over. Then you have to try to remember where its matching card was. Sometimes you have no idea, and other times you chose exactly what you need to see. The cards seem completely out of order and random but you keep turning them over and the more cards you see, you get the sense of how everything fits together.

Meredith Grey (via churchofmeredithgrey)

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Stop for a second, enjoy the beauty, feel the magic, drink it in because it won’t last forever. The romance will fade, things will happen, people will change, love will die. But maybe not today.

Meredith Grey (via churchofmeredithgrey)