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do you think the catholic church effectively utilized wokeness by funneling money into the colonization and rape of the americas after issuing the doctrine of discovery which effectively legalized the subjugation of indigenous peoples?
Wizard tip: If you die before you write your stories down, they die with you. With no other hearts and minds to sustain them, their worlds collapse and fade. Never properly brought into a universe and existences of their own, they simply disappear.
You must write them down to save them. Spill them across the pages of our world to give them an anchor and a root. An outline is a tenuous thread that can be spun into the web of a new world!
You are the progenitor of new universes, will you make them rot inside you instead?
Write if you can.
If you can't write: Edit.
If you can't edit: Outline.
If you can't outline: Brainstorm.
If you can't brainstorm: Rest.
Writing is many tasks. Do whichever ones you can handle and you'll still be making progress.
a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first
Okay, potentially controversial take incoming, but…
I think that the canon Thrawn books are simply better than the legends ones.
I honestly don’t know how most people feel about this, but I’m gonna throw my opinions out there anyway. So, what are the big differences between the two? The main thing is this: we get a lot more development of Thrawn himself in the canon books, especially the Ascendancy trilogy. However, in legends, Thrawn as an actual character is most fleshed out in Outbound Flight (note: I have not read the Hand of Thrawn duology and can’t comment on it). This is not to detract from legends Thrawn; I love both iterations of the character and Outbound Flight remains a favorite of mine. However, Thrawn in his original trilogy is very much a force of nature as opposed to a very fleshed-out character, given that he was the villain. His development was also somewhat retroactive, as Outbound Flight was written afterwards. Meanwhile, we’re a lot closer to Thrawn in both his canon trilogies.
Furthermore, and this is one of the big things, his motivations are much more interesting in canon. He has willingly been vilified by his people and put into exile in order to infiltrate the empire, and spends a lot of time there in order to help the Ascendancy. He spends over a decade in the imperial service, and during that time, he goes out of his way to do things that benefit his people, even though it risks his station and life. He sends Eli Vanto to Ar’alani, tries to recruit Nightswan, repeatedly annoys Darth Vader in order to rescue Chiss Navigators, and openly works with the Chiss without permission, skirting dangerously close to treason. Thrawn in canon is a character who is going to incredible lengths to do anything that has even a chance of benefiting his people, even when it risks his own life. Especially when it risks his own life.
The other major improvement from legends is the increased development of the Chiss Ascendency and its characters, as well as an increase in those characters. Ar’alani gets much more focus in canon than she did in Outbound Flight, and has become a key part of Thrawn’s story. And speaking of Outbound Flight—Thrass is given increased attention and development in the story, not in place of his time in Outbound Flight, but in addition to it. Nothing of Thrass’ character in Outbound Flight is seriously countermanded by his Ascendancy characterization, and many aspects of Outbound Flight, especially the Chiss parts, have been effectively canonized by the Ascendancy trilogy. Eli Vanto, Karyn Faro, Samakro, Thalias, Ba’kiff, Thurfian, and all the rest are also wonderful additions to Thrawn’s mythos. Getting to see snapshots of Thrawn’s youth, his rise, his struggles within the Ascendancy, and even his failures also go a long way towards making him more of a fleshed-out character and not just the overwhelming tactical genius that he was in legends.
And most importantly: Eli Vanto actually appreciates the art Thrawn studies and can give meaningful commentary rather than just saying it’s “interesting” (looking at you, Captain Paelleon).
Anyway, that’s my take on why canon Thrawn is better than legends. Feel free to agree or disagree, I’m eager to hear what people think.
“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”
(Source)
“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON. I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”
“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO? PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”
“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”
“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON. ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES? THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”
“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE. YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“
I have the feeling that the families get along great except for Steve. Like, the wives are baking (questionable) brownies together, the kids are playing together, Antler Guy occasionally takes Son and Timmy to school (no car, just carries them in huge swinging strides through a nexus of ungoldly sights in a swirling netherworld shortcut. Sometimes they stop for McDonalds). Hell-wife gave them a potted Audrey Jr., Steve’s wife (who I now christen Sharon) gave them a begonia.
One time Steve tries throwing holy water but all Antler Guy does is thank him, saying that no, Antler Guy isn’t Catholic but it’s the thought that counts, he is so kind to water his creeping deathshade vines regardless.
For Christmas Antler Guy gives Steve a case of ammunition. To be funny/sarcastically mean Steve gets Antler Guy the world’s most hideous Christmas sweater, singing light-up reindeer included. He immediately regrets it because not only does Antler Guy love it and wears it for several months, it will never need batteries because Antler Guy powers it with his own eldritch aura.
When they come back from a holiday to Hawaii, Steve is horrified to find out Sharon bought them matching Hawaiian shirts. He is even more horrified that his wife means it that if he doesn’t wear it he will forever sleep on the couch.
I want to expand on this, since I see it’s still passing around and the ideas have grown in my brainmeats.
What drives Steve up the wall and down the other side is how… normal… everyone treats the Abominations. (Yes, that is their last name. No, it is not a joke. Son was asked his last name for the standardized testing at school, had a quick conference with Timmy, and decided that Son Abomination sounded good, “Since my dad calls your dad the Abomination anyway and we can paint it on your mailbox just like the Henderson’s did theirs!”. Antler Guy agreed and did a lovely rendition of it for the mailbox, with only a few glyphs of soul-rending terror added to keep up to snuff.)
The Great Plant Exchange went beautifully, though the Audrey Jr. (named Aubergine for the lovely shade of purple poison that drips from her fangs) is on a diet at the moment. She was in cahoots with the cat and the dog to get into the good people food and ate two frozen turkeys all herself. Now she’s restricted to the hallway table to answer the phone and the door. (Steve actually likes her, and keeps slipping her hotdogs when Sharon isn’t looking. Their door-to-door salesman rates have dropped dramatically since she changed abodes.) Hell-wife has almost gotten the begonia to bloom and say it’s first words.
The homeowner’s association just loves the Abominations. All paperwork stamped and dotted, in on time and in triplicate. Antler Guy likes filing, says it reminds him of his old job. There is a resident who spent 20 years as a lawyer and they have long, animated conversations about all sorts of things that make Steve swear to never need legal counsel.
Hell-wife joined the PTA and spearheaded a committee to fundraise in the fall with a haunted house. It was a county-wide hit, though the claims that a particularly rowdy group had been deliberately lost in a timeslip to the Outer Doors Of Chaos was firmly rebuffed. Most young people nowadays, it was agreed, just couldn’t appreciate flute music.
Antler Guy really does try to connect with Steve. The surprise birthday party was perhaps a bit much, given that most participants do not have the ability to suddenly materialize in front of the guest of honor to give them a hug. Sharon assured them that Steve normally screams on his birthday, and the remains of the cake were heartily enjoyed by all. (A plate was saved for Steve once he came down from the treehouse.)
After the Hawaii trip (which was a present for his birthday) and the Matching Shirt Ultimatum (which was Sharon’s attempt at patching things up with Antler Guy, he really was sad about the birthday screaming), Steve finally grabs his courage in both hands (plus the shotgun, which let’s face it is about as useful as a teddybear at the moment but it does comfort him) and confronts Antler Guy, about why such a group of……Abominations could possibly come to his quiet slice of suburban bliss.
“……BUT NEIGHBOR STEVE, WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE.”
“No no no, I read it in a book! Don’t you have to be invited or something?!”
“WELL YES, TO THE HUMAN WORLD. BUT THIS IS NOT THE HUMAN WORLD AS YOUR THREE-DIMENSIONAL BRAIN PERCEIVES IT.”
“What the hell does that mean?!!”
“DID YOU NOT KNOW, NEIGHBOR STEVE? LEGALLY SPEAKING, ALL OF THE VASTNESS OF HUMAN SUBURBIA IS, IN FACT, A PART OF HELL.”
“……..”
“THE FLAMINGOES ARE THE BOUNDARY MARKERS. IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE FLAMING SKULLS WERE TOO KITSCHY FOR MODERN TIMES.”
Reblogging cause I kind of want more of this….
Since you asked nicely ^_^
Antler Guy, as one may have noticed, is a calm sort of fellow. In the face of human atrocities he displays a curious Zen sort of state of mind. Timmy asks Son if he’d ever seen his dad angry, and Son hasn’t. (When asked, Timmy says that yeah his dad gets mad, but it’s like the Fitz-Simmon’s chihuahua down the street- mostly high-pitched noise and occasionally TV remote chewing. Sharon replaces the poor thing every 3 months or so.) When pressed (gently, at the monthly book club, and with many cups of tea and at least one daiquiri), Hellwife admits that this comes from serving many years at his old job.
After the revelation of the nature of his neighborhood, Steve has not been overtly mean to Antler Guy. Not yet in the realm of friends, but vastly better than before. No more holy water, no more shotgun blasts. (Still the occasional jumpscare, but Antler Guy really can’t help that part.) They even occasionally share news over the fence as Antler Guy trains the creeping deathshade vines in proper oral hygiene, and Steve waters his lawn (and occasionally slips a goldfish cracker to a deathshade vine that looks particularly adorable. Aubergine has trained him well.)
Which is how Antler Guy learns about the peeping tom that’s been plaguing the adjacent streets. Apparently the pervert has been getting bolder, and rattling doors. He almost broke into one apartment, whose occupants were a single mother and her daughter, Mildred. Millie, a shy girl who is a great horror fan and firm friends with Timmy and Son, had missed school because of it.
Steve knew because Sharon had told him, on her way to deliver a tuna casserole and a double batch of brownies to the pair. (Sharon has been dubbed the unoffical mob boss of the Mother’s Mafia. She is quite pleased with this title.) He tells her to wait, confers briefly with Aubergine, and sends her along with, “Only as a loan, you know, but Auby wants to stretch her roots and she’d probably like getting all ribboned and curled anyway. Little girls still do that, right?” She has strict orders to bite anyone that makes Millie or her mother cry. (Steve is dubbed the official neighborhood marshmallow for this. The bookclub buys him a jar of marshmallow fluff in commemoration.)
He turns to look at Antler Guy, and freezes, much as a chihuahua will when faced with a hungry hellhound.
“You….you alright there buddy?”
“Ň̵̴̫̫̙͙̻̞͈̫̥̪̱͈͈̯̍̀̀͆ͫ̒̿̄͗͘͡͝ͅO̊͑̑͒̎͑̃ͬͭͮ̅̔̆̃̉ͯ̇͗̀҉̵̻̜̞͉̟͙͚̻̪̼̖̀͟ͅ.̵͈̣͈̙̣̜̻̭̩̝̠̞͗ͤͥ̓͗ͬ̓̄͊̓̅̐ͩͮͧͤ̽̐ “
“Uh, yeah, I guess not. Did you, uh, know you’re kinda fuzzing at the edges, there?”
“Ň̵̴̫̫̙͙̻̞͈̫̥̪̱͈͈̯̍̀̀͆ͫ̒̿̄͗͘͡͝ͅO̊͑̑͒̎͑̃ͬͭͮ̅̔̆̃̉ͯ̇͗̀҉̵̻̜̞͉̟͙͚̻̪̼̖̀͟ͅ.̵͈̣͈̙̣̜̻̭̩̝̠̞͗ͤͥ̓͗ͬ̓̄͊̓̅̐ͩͮͧͤ̽̐ “
“Right. Um. Well.”
Steven makes a very ungraceful exit when space starts bending around Antler Guy’s still, unmoving form.
When Steve sees a shadowy form in his back yard when he gets up to pee that night, there’s no hesitation. He grabs the shotgun from the cabinet and peeks out the back door window.
Just in time to see a nebulous form of soul-wrenching terror engulf the man reaching for the door handle. A sliver of moonlight reveals a very familiar eyesocket. After a moment (and a sincere prayer of thanks that he had already peed, cause otherwise he’d have done it then and there) Steve opens the door. The nebulous form freezes, reality bending around the edges.
“Nice night for it, huh?”
“…..Y̮̮͍͔͇͙͙̟̐͌͛̓̏͞͡Eͩͭͮ̓̍ͯ̀ͧ͏̵̴̛̺̠̱͕̕ͅS͈̹̮̟̳̪̩̘͍̤̲̻͈̱̳̽̋́ͩ̃͋̎ͩ̈͆̀͘͢͢͟ͅ.̧̢͈̭̝̥̦͚͍̇ͫ̃̓͆̿̇ͪ͊ͧ̃͛͌͜͢ “
“Guy won’t scare anymore litttle girls, will he?”
“Ň̵̴̫̫̙͙̻̞͈̫̥̪̱͈͈̯̍̀̀͆ͫ̒̿̄͗͘͡͝ͅO̊͑̑͒̎͑̃ͬͭͮ̅̔̆̃̉ͯ̇͗̀҉̵̻̜̞͉̟͙͚̻̪̼̖̀͟ͅ.̵͈̣͈̙̣̜̻̭̩̝̠̞͗ͤͥ̓͗ͬ̓̄͊̓̅̐ͩͮͧͤ̽̐ “
“Good. G’night then. Oh, and if Hellwife has an extra Audrey Jr. that needs a home, let me know. Millie likes Aubergine a lot but Augy’s just too big for the apartment. Dunno if they come in miniatures though.”
“ I̴̛̟̭͉̮̜̩̬̮̣̘̰͚̩͙̟̳͔̜̙͑̂̆̆͗͒̀ ͖̖̰͉̥͖͔̙̤̺͍̳͈̹͙̣̞̇̇ͤ͒̅̈́͆̽ͧ́̚̚̕͘W̶̶̱͈̞͖̼̟̣̮̌͂͒̈́͑͌͒͋̍ͮ͗̈ͣ̓ͤ͘͟I̴̶̞̥̩͇̔ͩͦ̇̉̾ͣͬ̀̀̒͒ͧ͛͌͛͆̚͘͢ͅͅL̠̟͕̠̟̪̰̻ͯ͂͊ͥ̍̏͋̐ͬ̉̆̈̀͠L̸̞̭͔̮ͦ͑̉ͮͩ́ͬͨͣ͘͜.̴͈͎̮͇͓͖̱̻̣͊͊ͤͩ͊̑͗͞ ̸̡̩̖̞̩̻̩̪̭͙̳͚͇̟̺͖̑͊ͫ̀͆ͨ̉̔̓̂̓̋T̷̷̟͉̟̻̻̪̞̰̯̻͈̣̰̬̻̾͐́ͭ̓̅́͡H͇̬̪̩̬̝̣͍͈͇ͯ͛̏͌ͮͧͭͦ͟͜A̴̴̤͕͈̤̮̞̱̯͔͕̙͔͖̰̬̰͈̠ͥ̏ͥ̍̽ͧ̀͝N͗̓͋̃̈̑̀̅ͣ̽̒̂̄ͯͩͤ͏̢͢͏͈̯͎̪͇̟̠͔̯͓͓̰̠̱̠̳͕̳͝K̢̓ͧ͛͛ͣ̄̓̓ͯ̍̈̈́̌͂̔͟҉̛̘̥̖̤̦̻̳͙͟ ̢̢̻̥̹̣̞͉̘͇͚͍̖̯̘͚͔̗̩͓͐ͮ͂͂̀̚͘͠Y̜̞͇̳̗̬͎̰̙̜̩̪͎̞̙̠̔͂̌̃́̀O͇̺̲͙͍̬̳̘͈̱̜̝͔̖̊ͥ̿ͫͤͫͫͩ͋̓̃ͦ̈̄͢͟Ū̢͖̲̦̠̤͎̙͉̦͖̖͓͍̺̺ͪͯ͐͆͆ͭͯ͗ͦ̄̅̌̈̃̾ͭ̋ͧ͢͢͠͡.̶̸̞͓̞̹̗̻̣͈͕̠̬̦ͫ̆ͤͬͨͦ͒͂ͨ̿ͩͪ͘͞.ͧ͛̒̂̂͗ͨ̌͆ͥͭ͒̉͘͜͏̙͖̰̝̙̲͓̙͕͍̥̳̩́͠.̶̷̮͎̱̼̬͖̰͎͚͙̥̓͋͋ͦ̓̓ͯ͆͛̏ͫ̅ͯ.̨̧̙̤̳̮̺̙͖̞͔̗͎͍̑̆ͮ͐ͩͦ̌̽̾̏͘͠.̹̖͕̮͕̞̰͍͚͖̌ͪ̃̐̐̌̌̅̉͑ͧͪͪͬ̓͐́͛̿͘͞ ….NEIGHBOR STEVE.”
“Anytime.”
There are no more peeping reports. Millie brings back Aubergine and spends an entire afternoon teaching Steve the particulars of Augy’s new “hairstyle” (a gravity-defying mass of teased tendrils, ribbons, and barrettes) in between games of tag and hide-and-seek with Timmy and Son.
When Antler Guy and Hellwife present her and her mother Beatrice with a tiny Audrey Jr. (”pOOr ThinG Is a ruNT And wOn’T geT MorE Than A FooT taLL, BEa, aNd NeeDS a New FRiEnD”, assures Hellwife), both mother and child burst out crying. Millie names it Bella, after Bella Lugosi, and shows it to the excited group of boys (Steve and Augy included).
(A part 4 exists, for those who wish it)
(Part 5, not by me but still awesome.)
(And part 6. Because I read what y’all write, and it makes me smile.)
(Part 7 is up!)
(Part 8 is also not by me, and also awesome!)
(Part 9! a dastardly cliffhanger!)
(Part 10, a piece in 2 parts.)
(Part 10, the second bit.) (Also a really cool AU by another person.)
(Part 11, my sweet and fluffy lord o.O)
(Part 12, because so many enjoy this)
(Also a link to the story on AO3, for those who would rather not scroll for days.)
(Part 13, the end of one phase)
(If you are interested in further Antler Guy news, please go to this post for some info and handy links ^_^)
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yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.
alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this
babygirl what the hell are you even doing
thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row
Coming back to the next day only to notice I had forgotten Anthy's bindi. I added it now :)
Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr 情满拉萨,吉吉)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)
[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]
Me: They're probably dancing to some traditional folk music or something.
Me: *unmutes it*
Me: AH.
whatever I'm out of here.
I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers
Reblog to give your followers and mutuals the strength to continue
You shouldn’t have smoked that.
Even if the two of us are ever torn apart ... Take my revolution
“I hate you” is a boring, tired remark. There’s no passion, no venom.
“I hope Emerald Fennell adapts your favorite novel” is a true curse. A fate worse than death. Something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
It is the feeling of being so wholly known and loved that even your flaws and imperfections are said as affection- things to be missed if they weren’t there.
But rather than talking about you, the movie is talking about something you ALSO love with that level of affection, giving you room to stand next to them and conspiratorially say “They are just the best aren’t they?” And then you find the other people making the same sigh in the the theater with you and suddenly have new friends to make- like an adventuring party that forms around the sunshiny little idiot of a character that everyone wants to be near.
These movies are beautiful in part because you suddenly realize there is already a community there if you want it, and that is a sweet, comforting feeling.
Ranking Pokemon Adventures Characters
Mainly ranking the central pokedex holders and a few additional characters associated with them. This will be a tier list, followed by explanation of my rankings. Only including R/B/G/Y-Black/White, as those are the ones I've read. Spoilers for all of these manga.
S-Tier:
Silver-THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT! I love him so much, his journey and story are incredible. I love the Johto arc a lot, but Silver just goes above and beyond, pushing himself to unimaginable lengths to try and stop the Mask of Ice and ensure that what happened to him will never happen to anyone ever again. Later, in HG/SS, he has to confront the truth about his origins and his father, Giovanni, and defy the dark path that Team Rocket wants to send him on. Beyond that, he goes out of his way to save his father, even though he knows that he's done terrible things in the name of reuniting them. ALSO his dynamic with Gold is incredible and they're so NaruSasu coded.
Ruby-Ruby/Sapphire arc is so good. Ruby's whole everything is just really compelling, especially how much of his true talent he was hiding from the people around him. He wants to protect the people around him, but has been scarred (metaphorically and physically) by his childhood experiences and considers fighting to be a misuse of pokemon's talents. His whole arc is about learning to accept that he cannot leave that part of himself behind, and he must fight when the world needs him, no matter his personal misgivings. And I would be remiss if I didn't mention his relationship with Sapphire, perhaps the best part of the entire arc. They play off each other so well. They mean so much to each other. They are soulmates in every way that matters. They are both world-class fumblers but Ruby especially and I love him for it.
Sapphire-On the other side of the coin, Sapphire's whole story is just as compelling as Ruby's. She had her peaceful life shattered by traumatizing violence, and became feral and violent as a result. What started as a defense mechanism became her life, until fighting became something that stood between her and the people she cared about. The rift that initially grew between her and Ruby started because she, as a person who could fight, recognized his hidden capabilities. Ultimately, it was her bond with Ruby, both past and present, that she reignited by confessing to him, which gave them both the motivation to keep fighting and prevail over the cataclysm they faced. And yes, she is very justified for being upset at that wonderful idiot for pretending not to remember that they have feelings for each other. She bared her soul to him because they are meant to be. They found each other again across years and an unbelievable divide and their feelings were stronger than ever before. I. Ship. It.
Diamond-THATS ALSO MY FUCKING GOAT! The whole Sinnoh trio is great but he’s just the best. I love that Diamond, who was initially one of the sillier characters in D/P/P, becomes the clear heart of the group before long. The moment where he tells Pearl that he wants to be taken seriously and isn’t just his sidekick was very impactful for me. An even more powerful moment was his answer to Cyrus at the Spear Pillar, telling him about how he and others have experienced Time and Space and how he has no right to twist it and take it away from people for his own selfish purposes. Honestly all of Diamond’s conversations with Cyrus, the other major one being in the distortion world, really showcase the profound emotional intelligence he possesses but often keeps hidden. Diamond being the representation of emotion among the trio just further cements him as the absolute best.
A-Tier:
Red-What is there to say? He’s the quintessential Pokemon protagonist. His journey is simple but no less meaningful for it. He never stops fighting for his friends and the people around him. Known and respected far and wide as the champion of the Pokemon league, he is an icon, both to the world and the reader, who knows best the kind of pure soul that he possesses. “Care for them and they’ll always be your friends”, is there a better philosophy when it comes to the relationship with one’s Pokemon?
Green-Similar to Silver, her story is about overcoming trauma. In her case, a deathly fear of bird-like Pokemon following her abduction by Ho-Oh as a child. Not only is Green often forced to face Pokemon like that in the Pokemon League and her general adventures, but she actively exposes herself to them in some circumstances in order to overcome these fears. The moment in Gold/Silver where she reveals that she won't be hold back any longer, and has gone so far in conquering her fear to capture Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres, is nothing short of incredible. Another really compelling part of Green's character is her independence. Throughout the series, she continually refuses to let herself be defined by the expectations and wants to others, unless those are aligned with her own. She's also, frankly, brilliant when it comes to strategy, responsible for crucial moments like getting Red and Blue to work together and using Ditto as a false arm to trick Lorelei's ice posession attack. Green remains a strong and distinctive presence throughout her appearances in the series.
Blue-The definitive rival. His relationship with Red is simply fascinating. Their dynamic has evolved so much and remains a treat to read. He's not up to the level of my absolute favorites, but I still love him. His skill at training Pokemon, and other trainers, is a huge part of what makes him so good at what he does. Blue is like a sculptor, taking time and care to hone himself to perfection, and is capable of learning on the fly and using his Pokemons' moves in creative ways. A particularly memorable in the series that comes to mind is when Ultima refers to Red and Blue as being "like fire and water". Red is assertive and decisive in his actions, whereas Blue is careful, measured, taking the time to consider the best path to take. Blue is, more often than not, the key to victory when any of the characters are fighting in a group. Also! I really love the moment in FireRed/LeafGreen when Green says she was the "MVP of this battle", and Blue says "you're always the MVP to me, you know". He can stop aura farming and be a sweetheart sometimes too!
Gold-Ah, the Naruto to Silver's Sasuke. I like Gold a lot, but he is below Silver because Silver is just a more compelling character to me. Part of what I like about Gold is that his attitude, while unrepentantly obnoxious, does not detract from who he is and how he acts when the situation is serious. Gold is always willing to do the tough thing and take a hit for the team (or the bystanders, or the Pokemon, or just anyone, really) if the situation calls for it (and sometimes, when it doesn't. He is still an idiot). Part of how he proves himself to Professor Oak in the first place is by jumping into a river to rescue people in danger from a situation he caused. And, at the end of Gold/Silver, he is willing to be forever lost in the crack of time if it means that Silver and Crystal can escape. He is a reckless idiot with a penchant for self-sacrifice, and no one does it quite like he does.
Yellow-She of the Viridian Forest! Love her whole journey, following in the footsteps of the previous generation of trainers in order to find Red (who didn’t need much finding, but the effort was still impressive). Her connection with her Pokemon is also a very emotional one, as she doesn’t care about battling until it becomes a necessity and wants to keep them in the form she’s known them in. Another reason I love her is her dynamic with Lance, both being Viridian-born trainers with special powers. Lance uses his abilities to further his goals of creating a Pokemon utopia by wiping out humans, while Yellow uses hers to help the Pokemon she meets along her journey, and to try and find Red (a goal both selfish and selfless). And while it is cheesy, I did find it kind of hilarious how strongly everyone invariably reacts to the reveal that Yellow is a girl. She’s being very slightly deceitful about her gender (literally just wearing a hat) and everyone (who didn’t already figure it out) gets shocked when they find out the truth. It shouldn’t be as big a deal as they make it out to be, but it’s funny how seriously the characters take it.
Pearl-Like I said, I love the whole Sinnoh trio. Pearl especially is an interesting character, because he’s the “straight man” of the group, as Diamond explains, even though they’re often generally levelheaded. He doesn’t necessarily need to be the straight man, that is, but he sort of naturally fills that role because of the way he was raised, his dynamic with Diamond, and later the protectiveness he feels towards Platinum. I see him as a guy who’s trying to be the leader, and usually does fall into that role when they’re all together, but he also has to accept that they can handle themselves when they’re separated (which they sadly are for chunks of the story). His story is one of a guy who’s had to become intense because of the way he was raised (visit your kid sometimes Palmer, smh), but grows to become more relaxed over the course of their journey. Also, I love how much he cares about his friends.
Platinum-Best of the A-tiers for last? Maybe. This is nothing if not playing favorites, but they are all my favorites...anyway, Platinum Berlitz! One of the few of these characters to have a last name (the other being Sapphire). While she was under the impression that Diamond and Pearl were her bodyguards for the first few volumes, Platinum still forms deep and meaningful bonds with them, trusting them to be her constant supporters. And then, when the truth is revealed...well, of course she's upset. But after she takes some time to think about it (and gets Darkari dreams), she realizes how much they matter to each other, no matter what things they hid from one another. The moment where she reads the letter she wrote telling them about her feelings and tells them her name is, of course, another of my favorites. And then, similar to Pearl, she has to deal with being apart from them while she investigates the Battle Frontier (and meets Pearl's deadbeat dad) and continues to excel at Pokemon battles. Platinum is, more than anything, a character whose growth has been directly influenced by the meaningful people she surrounds herself with.
B-Tier:
Alright, the previous tiers were mostly just me glazing everyone, but now I'm actually gonna give some explanation for why they don't make it to the highest tiers.
Emerald-Ah, Emerald. I do love him, and kinda relate to him (I too am small), but he did have the misfortune of only having four volumes dedicated to his arc, which did get majorly crowded in the second half by Ruby, Sapphire, and then every other pokedex holder. Great character, doesn't get enough time to shine. His attitude is also a problem for a while, in a way that Gold's isn't, but he does get the character development it was building towards. His stance on Pokemon also thankfully changes, and we get to see the compelling tragic backstory that led him to have those feelings. Also love how he crashes out because Ruby and Sapphire were flirting around him too much.
Crystal-Crystal is in a slightly similar situation to Emerald for me. She comes onto the scene in the third volume of the manga, and spends that and another one doing her own adventures (with Yellow!) while Gold and Silver are comatose. However, what drags down her ranking (not her character) is simply how powerful the presence and chemistry of Gold and Silver is. That being said, I love the full trio's dynamic, and their first meeting is great. And then Crystal gets dragged into their usual "Silver is doing something suspicious that helps his mysterious goals and Gold is being loud while trying to save the day" routine that takes them to the Pokemon League chaos. She gets some great moments to shine both here and later down the line in Emerald, with the plan to save the Pokedex holders.
Wally-Send the asthmatic child to fight Rayquaza, said Norman. Surely this is a great idea, said Norman. Surely it's a healthy and normal thing to do to kidnap one of my son's only friends and have him fight his way up a giant tower to help me tame the titanic sky dragon in the hopes of averting the coming calamity. Jokes aside, Wally is a cool character, but gets very little screentime compared to others. Still cool, though!
Black-Black & White, I'll admit, does not hold my interest as much as the earlier stories. However, when put to the question, I will say that I do prefer Black to White, character-wise. In particular, his immediate visceral reaction to Team Plasma's whole bs and how he recognizes right away that it's wrong. Even though they do sway some people, he sees through the lie and wants to do something about it. Also it's funny that he got orbed at the end of the series.
C-Tier:
White-The boss lady herself! As was previously stated, Black & White, not my #1 favorite of the manga gens. I don't dislike White at all, but she just doesn't really stand out to me when compared to the other protags. The whole initial premise of her and Black's relationship is very funny though, with him having to work off his debt to her after breaking a bunch of expensive cameras. She's also one of the only legitimately employed characters, and is a small business owner to boot! Good for her!
D-Tier:
Bianca & Cheren-Doing them as one because my thoughts on them are the same. They're cool, but not memorable enough for me to rank them above any of the characters who get more focus. They also do take a backseat to Black & White most of the time, so they don't have the time to shine that any of the protags do. Ah, well.
Thank you for reading my tier list! I may do another of these in the future, perhaps for the major supporting characters like the Gym Leaders and villains. Where would I rank Cyrus and Lance, I wonder? A question for another time...