The Bestest

Commissions available! Feel free to dm for more details!

[pansyfemme]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

[curioscurio]

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

[hvmanfilth10]

[grox]

I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching

[evilwizard]

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

[evilwizard]

upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside laughing and giggling with glee, only to be caught in the blast

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[shamebats]

There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

[shamebats]

They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...

[shamebats]

Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.

Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu

[shamebats]

[moose-mousse]

Fun, insane, sourced!

This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!

[betazeds]

[depsidase]

[cottoncandylesbo]

feeling pretty EXPLODE SKELETON today

[cryptotheism]

can you feel a different way

[cottoncandylesbo]

fuck off noob

[cryptotheism]

[throathole]

What was this gif trying to convey

[cyandrift]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[scarabesque-returns]

[clementine-kesh]

popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good

[striders]

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

[konigstigerr]

you don't give up a king just because you lost your queen

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here

[obligatebureaucrat]

Very funny that the King of the Hill revival avoids the question of who Hank voted for by sending him off to an Aramco base for the past few elections, a move nearly identical to the Minions being trapped in Antarctica during WW2

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny