Salt And Hot Sauce

Humor probably. Side blog dedicated to my one and only fan Marianne @dullweb, who seems to have forgotten that she has a dash.

[shingojira]

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[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: CAN BITE Verdict: DENIED

[frankiedotbiz]

this is what every cast of fuckable male characters in western RPGs look like and people that like these games will hump their couch with an insatiable lust over them

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

bad luck brian is almost always funnier if you cut off the upper or lower text

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[warmfuzzyanimal]

wait hold on i just thought of something funny

[warmfuzzyanimal]

[catchymemes]

[nyxelestia]

you can really see the aging of the user base

[threerf]

Hamburger is talking

[shoyru2-deactivated20240820]

the day crouton.net goes down its actually over

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[guerrillatech]

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

[maplebunie]

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

[maplebunie]

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

[nicholasmillergf]

[mr-deep-downer]

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

[offices-regionalbranch]

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

[mr-deep-downer]

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once

[unclefather]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

yeah the sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures